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The moment when I realized every conspiracy theory was right

  1. #1
    When they fucking buried Bin Laden at Sea man.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Osama_bin_Laden#Handling_of_the_body

    That was the moment in my life where my perception of reality broke and it was obvious they just didn't give a fuck who knows that the whole terrorism thing was fake.

    How was I ever supposed to believe those ISIS beheading videos?, MAYBE IF THEY DIDN'T BURY BIN LADEN AT SEA I would be able to trust groups like

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SITE_Intelligence_Group

    Seriously have you ever watched the beheading videos? NOBODY GETS FUCKING BEHEADED!! ITS FAKE BULLSHIT!!! I grew up on the internet in the early and mid 2000's I have seen one guy one jar, Two dudes one hammer, YMC gore videos, Actual fucking beheadings and extreme brutal shit, US marine videos of them shooting off the legs of children and laughing about it, people torturing and abusing animals, setting cats on fire, child abuse. I have seen some very dark shit and it makes the ISIS videos look like a youtube prank channel.

    In my mind ISIS is not some evil jihadi group that kills the innocent for allah and is brutal and sadistic. I picture them more like a bunch of Bankers huddled over a table in a bunker in the middle east somewhere and they are financed by various governments and Murray stands up and says "Alright, these goyim won't know what hit them..."



    Seriously Though, How am I not supposed to applaud when someone drives a truck through a crowd of people or bombs and airport or something?.
    At least I can actually believe in terrorists because it's real, not some bullshit made up by a bunch of suits trying to trick me.

    Who was the fucking idiot that said "Hey guys let bury him at sea, I'm sure this won't start like a million conspiracy theories and make us look sketchy as fuck"

    I don't even think anything shady was going on with the whole Bin Laden thing until they decide to bury the body at sea.. that makes me question EVERYTHING I know about global politics from like, the past 100 years, which in turn makes me question a lot of other things and I have spent this entire time becoming more and more disillusioned with the world.

    I now believe there are multiple dimensions and basically nothing is real anymore, triangular logic.

    I am just now realizing how much this has affected me.
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  2. #2
    Good you’re waking up. Now do better.
  3. #3
    I think the squirels in my area are being doped up. I was walking through a fairly dense bush area and all of a sudden 10 really friendly squirrels approached me. Big eyes and hyper. It was actually hilarious and unusual.
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Codebeta I think the squirels in my area are being doped up. I was walking through a fairly dense bush area and all of a sudden 10 really friendly squirrels approached me. Big eyes and hyper. It was actually hilarious and unusual.

    thats a sqwurl rape gang

    you gone' get raped by the sqwurlz.
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    Originally posted by Codebeta I think the squirels in my area are being doped up. I was walking through a fairly dense bush area and all of a sudden 10 really friendly squirrels approached me. Big eyes and hyper. It was actually hilarious and unusual.

    I paid them to watch you for me.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I paid them to watch you for me.

    I'm not kidding Squirrel...they are fucked and chase people to jump on their legs lik a gang. I brought them peanuts and watch them attack others in the path. Like protecting their turf and look crazed.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *3 guys 1 hammer, for the record

  8. #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yep. Everything you were told was a huge lie by the government.
  9. #9
    Gubberment aren't that smart.
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We've been warning of all of this since the late 80's, exactly what we're all seeing right now. They called us tinfoil-hatters and kooks and conspiracy theorists, but every single thing is coming true right before our very eyes.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They called us tinfoil-hatters and kooks and conspiracy theorists

    We still do.
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We still do.

    You don't scare me.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me.

    You scare us though...
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You scare us though…

    C'mon, now. You don't scare you either.
  15. #15
    Hold me...
  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hold me…

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  17. #17
    Originally posted by mmQ *3 guys 1 hammer, for the record


    I think there are multiple hammer videos out there and I've probably seen most of them.

    Also lots of scat stuff
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    1 guy 1 jar.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 1 guy 1 jar.

    We watched that in health class every monday
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I think there are multiple hammer videos out there and I've probably seen most of them.

    Also lots of scat stuff

    The scariest one was the Three Guys Three Hammers.
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