The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-06-01 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #541
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR † Your mother's face can't say anything because its stuffed with cocks.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Obbe Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I’d wipe off your chin.

   
   
   
   timeless classics
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2. 2018-06-01 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #542
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † Your mother's face can't say anything because its stuffed with cocks.

   
   
   Made me snicker. Winner.
3. 2018-06-01 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #543
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Obbe Speaking of your mom, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from.

   
   Where do you steal your mother jokes from?
   
   inb4 it wasn't a joke
4. 2018-06-01 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #544
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Did Sam Harris ever talk shit about my mom?
5. 2018-06-01 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #545
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by RisiR † Did Sam Harris ever talk shit about my mom?

   
   Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask RisiRs mom!
6. 2018-06-01 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #546
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   RisiRs mom needs to whore herself out to make up the 50000 her son lost on windows.
7. 2018-06-01 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #547
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
8. 2018-06-01 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #548
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Did RisiR's mom charge extra for the photo?
9. 2018-06-01 at 7:52 PM UTC

   #549
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches because you read about its mu-opiod receptor binding afinnity. right, you pathetic junkie piece of shit and garbage. hang yourself so your mother can masturbate to the relief

   
   Nah, they're out of 3-MeO-PCE and O-PCE, the ones I really want to try
   
   They have 3-MeO-PCP though so I might give that a try
10. 2018-06-02 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #550
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Malice Sploo, let’s accept that were damaged beyond repair and form a suicide pact. We weren’t meant for this world.

    
    Only spineless fags need suicide pacts.
11. 2018-06-02 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #551
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Malice It's a shame I don't have any funny/light-hearted anime to take advantage of my change in mood. Rom-com, slice of life, plain old comedy. Toradora, Daily Lives of High School Boys, and Sakurasou are some examples that come to mind.

    
    Play Persona 5 and you can live vicariously through those high school kids.
12. 2018-06-02 at 5:04 AM UTC

    #552
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    There's that wrong feeling again, of perpetually looking for something to elicit maximal happiness, yet never having the time or energy to fully devote to it, of endlessly striving but never attaining, and that happiness is an evil, for time spent in this pursuit could be used to alleviate the suffering of fellow sentient beings.
    
    I've had the thought, and others have as well, that nirvana is suicide. This may sound odd, but the Buddha did state that the goal should be to reach the state of a Bodhisattva and remain in this realm. You can go beyond his ideals, though. It's a shame we'll never know for certain what he taught, the views he reached.
13. 2018-06-02 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #553
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe Because fuck you.
    
    

    
    name of this vid
14. 2018-06-02 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #554
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Obbe Because fuck you.
    
    

    
    so is the small one like a midget or is the tall one a giant?
15. 2018-06-02 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #555
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe

    
    Damn. Only half the girls you post are hott OBBE. But... I really appreciate the effort you put in when the other half show up as I’m scrolling. I want to learn more about shibari.
16. 2018-06-02 at 7:40 AM UTC

    #556
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by -mal- I want to learn more about shibari.

    
    so you're not really about the bondage, you just wanna look good doing it?
    
    
    
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17. 2018-06-02 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #557
    

    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    ya know i always thought obbe was some psychonaut hippie dude, seems weird he;d be into plasticy bimbos
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18. 2018-06-02 at 10 AM UTC

    #558
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Lanny so is the small one like a midget or is the tall one a giant?

    
    I guess both. The small one is Piper Perri(y?). She's fucking tiny and pretty awesome. The big one is disgusting so I don't know.
19. 2018-06-02 at 10:42 AM UTC

    #559
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the pat-man ya know i always thought obbe was some psychonaut hippie dude, seems weird he;d be into plasticy bimbos

    
    Yeah man he should like stuff like this
    
    
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20. 2018-06-02 at 11:22 AM UTC

    #560
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    ayyy, smoking on that real 4:20