The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-06-01 at 6:59 AM UTC

   #481
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Sploo, you should seriously try ketamine.
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra usually when people get raped they don't get penetrated right through their clothes… unless they're getting raped by the hulk

   
   Rapists sometimes cut through clothes.
2. 2018-06-01 at 7:04 AM UTC

   #482
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice, have you ever considered camping for an extended period of time? You could get away from people and society and just focus on living a simplistic solitary life. You never really get away from people when you're living in a city. Just go out to some public woods and start doing shit. Bring lots of food, water, and a sleeping bag or hammock. That's all you really need. Build a fire. Build a fire pit. Start working on a shelter for the wind. Survey the area. Maybe try to trap an animal. Put a fence up.
   
   Humans didn't evolve to live in our current society. We get arthritis and gain weight and have far too much information run through our head on a near constant basis. Being out in nowhere and doing things with your hands is satisfying in a very primal way. Close your eyes, lay back in the dirt, and listen to the wind. Then tell me if you still want to die.
3. 2018-06-01 at 7:05 AM UTC

   #483
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Actually fuck this. That's exactly what I'm going to go do right now.
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   • aldra
4. 2018-06-01 at 7:12 AM UTC

   #484
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Sick the swear out of my mom shorts
5. 2018-06-01 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #485
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Suck my sandbar
6. 2018-06-01 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #486
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   suck the coins out of my swear jar
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   • mmQ
7. 2018-06-01 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #487
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist having a smoke every two weeks is addicted to you?
   
   are you officially retarded?
   
   
   
   .

   
   and you spend a week of those 2 weeks high and a week of those 2 weeks in withdrawals
   
   when i do opiates its hardly even enjoyable. if you're that dedicated to using heroin 2 weeks what does that say about you?
8. 2018-06-01 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #488
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist if you're really gonna kill yourself, first you should go full on john dillenger and just go round robbing banks and shit. see how successful you could make it. and if it doesn't work just suicide by cop when they come get you. would be a hell of a trip to ride right before you die.
   
   
   
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   you were abused by your adoptomom before you eden had sentience
9. 2018-06-01 at 7:22 AM UTC

   #489
   🏚 Yung Blood
   HOPE
   ANAN
   N I D
   G NS
10. 2018-06-01 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #490
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by 🏚 HOPE
    ANAN
    N I D
    G NS

    
    sploo what's the answer
11. 2018-06-01 at 7:25 AM UTC

    #491
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily sploo what's the answer

    
    how badly do you want to succ
    
    op is gay detectoids
    
    hang on pain ends #gang
    
    hope and and nidgins (nigger pigeons) slang
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    • Daily
12. 2018-06-01 at 7:31 AM UTC

    #492
    🏚 Yung Blood
    I want some spice. Damn, I'd be smoking that baby j, or that boogeyman. Boogeyman was alright, but that baby j fucked me up
13. 2018-06-01 at 7:39 AM UTC

    #493
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    spice is the best drug ive ever done
14. 2018-06-01 at 7:44 AM UTC

    #494
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    How do you get a house icon for a username?
15. 2018-06-01 at 7:46 AM UTC

    #495
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Malice, have you ever considered camping for an extended period of time? You could get away from people and society and just focus on living a simplistic solitary life. You never really get away from people when you're living in a city. Just go out to some public woods and start doing shit. Bring lots of food, water, and a sleeping bag or hammock. That's all you really need. Build a fire. Build a fire pit. Start working on a shelter for the wind. Survey the area. Maybe try to trap an animal. Put a fence up.
    
    Humans didn't evolve to live in our current society. We get arthritis and gain weight and have far too much information run through our head on a near constant basis. Being out in nowhere and doing things with your hands is satisfying in a very primal way. Close your eyes, lay back in the dirt, and listen to the wind. Then tell me if you still want to die.

    
    Fuck nature. Endless repetition and an empty meaningless life.
    
    What if I end up like Kaczynski?
    
    Who was this, anyway?
16. 2018-06-01 at 7:47 AM UTC

    #496
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by 🏚 HOPE
    ANAN
    N I D
    G NS

    
    not if you have a degenerative nerve disorder
    
    

    Originally posted by Malice What if I end up like Kaczynski?

    
    cool
17. 2018-06-01 at 7:52 AM UTC

    #497
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra not if you have a degenerative nerve disorder
    
    
    
    cool

    
    so did you smoke the spice you found or not
    
    pussy bitch
18. 2018-06-01 at 7:57 AM UTC

    #498
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sploo, let’s accept that were damaged beyond repair and form a suicide pact. We weren’t meant for this world.
19. 2018-06-01 at 7:59 AM UTC

    #499
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches so did you smoke the spice you found or not
    
    pussy bitch

    
    yeah it was pretty mild
    
    maybe it was too old
20. 2018-06-01 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #500
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra yeah it was pretty mild
    
    maybe it was too old

    
    even if it was pretty mild, it felt different that regular weed right?
    
    maybe syncans degrade over time. i know for a fact if i smoked the same amount of spice in one session as i did with weed id die of panic and cardiac arrest and vein combustion