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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I thought of a great way to avoid a lot of the pain that suicide can cause families. It wouldn't require that much effort. You would need some knowledge on the ideology, but just tell them you've renounced this life and went overseas to become a Buddhist monk. Then use a delayed email service to send messages. You could even hire a makeup artist to make you look aged. Get a full garb and take them at an actual monastery, and at one point claim you've attained enlightenment and are perpetually happy and fulfilled and now devote your life to others.

    I mean, sure, they'd probably be bummed out about never communicating with you again, but it would be a lot less painful than knowing you committed suicide.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Did you fap to hentai? That stuff is bad for you.

    No. I've actually never seen a full blown hentai.
  3. Originally posted by Malice No. I've actually never seen a full blown hentai.

    Download boku no pico
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    it's true, if you're only going to watch one hentai OVA in your life it should be boku no pico
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  5. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny it's true, if you're only going to watch one hentai OVA in your life it should be boku no pico

    You disgust me.

    I like that.
  6. Originally posted by Lanny it's true, if you're only going to watch one hentai OVA in your life it should be boku no pico

    I didn't know what this was so I googled it and started watching...

    The aarinfantasy team does not in any way support or condone illicit relations with minors, nor the distribution of child pornography. We encourage viewers to accept this animated piece purely as artistic expression

    help
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  7. Note: Ochinchin is a child's word for 'penis'
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  8. Well, I'm never eating ice cream again. Going outside to burn my hard drive.
  9. i ordered 16 grams of spice
  10. HTS highlight reel
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  11. Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i ordered 16 grams of spice

    Why not grow dope in the forest.
  12. people dont seem to understand how weak weed is compared to spice
  13. Originally posted by Da Leg Itches people dont seem to understand how weak weed is compared to spice

    I bet you never had good stuff.
  14. Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein I bet you never had good stuff.

    ive smoked so much weed in my life im not saying this as an uniformed position. i've smoked at least a pound of both and im 21


    im sure you've never tried spice if you're saying this though
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.reddit.com/r/TimeToGo/comments/8lzp7g/the_little_things_that_make_me_angry_that_im_alive/
    The little things that make me angry that Im alive

    Bread. Today took a piece of seeded bread out and examined the crust. Full of seeds, sunflower and whatnot. Such a small reminder of how absurd and pointless my life really is. Not sure if anyone can really relate to this — it is just that every single day there are visual reminders that actually make me mad that I exist.

    The fact that 95% of the time, I'm stuck doing things that I hate. (For example, I hate that my body has needs and hate the time it takes to eat. Have actually bitten tongue due to the sheer anger at the ridiculousness of chewing and eating)

    Fuck this is hilarious right now.

    And, no, the first hentai I would watch would probably be Bible Black or something less well known, but even more highly acclaimed.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel like trolling the suicide hotline with stories that will make them question whether I really am too far gone or may even deserve to die. Like, imagine calling them and telling them you're a pedophile, going from there.
  17. Originally posted by Malice I feel like trolling the suicide hotline with stories that will make them question whether I really am too far gone or may even deserve to die. Like, imagine calling them and telling them you're a pedophile, going from there.

    tell pfizer you overdosed on coughgels but call them slug eggs
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    There's actually a crisis line you can text. This would be great to take advantage of.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's a shame I don't have any funny/light-hearted anime to take advantage of my change in mood. Rom-com, slice of life, plain old comedy. Toradora, Daily Lives of High School Boys, and Sakurasou are some examples that come to mind.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A weed vs spice fight.

    WoahhhoOHHHH

    The weed wins every time

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