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Why don't they just murder Trump

  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Number13 I find this a really odd thing in us politics, like bribery is illegal or something but as long as everyone knows I'm taking the bribe it isn't.

    Yeah, it's how they can talk down to countries with corruption issues - 'it's not corruption, it's how our political system works!'
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  2. #22
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by aldra Yeah, it's how they can talk down to countries with corruption issues - 'it's not corruption, it's how our political system works!'

    And how they can go "Russia influenced the election" but also say "AIPAC is a good thing"
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  3. #23
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Number13 And how they can go "Russia influenced the election" but also say "AIPAC is a good thing"

    "several attack ads on facebook were funded by russian nationals. this is an attack on our democracy!"

    -candidate funded largely by saudi arabia and israel
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  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I'm just glad snowflakes clump together.
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Trump graphically retells the story of a 2017 terror attack in Manhattan in which a man used a truck to run over cyclists. “Missing a leg! Missing an arm!” One woman lost two legs in the attack. Nobody lost an arm.

    NOBODY. LOST. AN. ARM.

    LIAR!

    HES A FUCKING LIAR! HE LIED WHILE BEING LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD! ISNT THAT LIKE AUTOMATIC IMPEACHMENT?

    WHY ARE YOU NOT THROWING FLAMING PITCHFORKS AT THE WHITEHOUSE

    RIGHT NOW!

    Quick! Before he tells another lie!.

    you do realize that this is the basis for the kike population control technique that is modern media propaganda...right?
  6. #26
    The inspiration for this thread came from reading a local newspaper that runs a "87 LIES TRUMP TOLD IN HIS LATEST SPEECH" story every time he says anything.

    He will say something like "yeah on thursday I was speaking with Generals..."

    then the media flips out "TRUMP LIES ABOUT THE MILITARY!!" IT WAS ACTUALLY TUESDAY NOT THURSDAY!
    BUSTED!! DRUMPF LOL NOT MY PRESIDENT ORANGE CHEETO COLLUSION. TOP HEADLINE CNN WE ARE GOING LIVE TO TRUMP TOWER.
    IF HE LIES ABOUT THIS, WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT!!!??!?!??!??!
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel The inspiration for this thread came from reading a local newspaper that runs a "87 LIES TRUMP TOLD IN HIS LATEST SPEECH" story every time he says anything.

    He will say something like "yeah on thursday I was speaking with Generals…"

    then the media flips out "TRUMP LIES ABOUT THE MILITARY!!" IT WAS ACTUALLY TUESDAY NOT THURSDAY!
    BUSTED!! DRUMPF LOL NOT MY PRESIDENT ORANGE CHEETO COLLUSION. TOP HEADLINE CNN WE ARE GOING LIVE TO TRUMP TOWER.
    IF HE LIES ABOUT THIS, WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT!!!??!?!??!??!

    thats the leftist kikes for you.

    i bet a kike owns or runs that rag
  8. #28
    I unironically feel that Trump is the worst thing to happen to the planet since that meteor that killed all the dinosaurs.
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  9. #29
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein I unironically feel that Trump is the worst thing to happen to the planet since that meteor that killed all the dinosaurs.

    the 5th extinction was the best thing that happened to earth.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by benny vader the 5th extinction was the best thing that happened to earth.

    Dinosaurs are awesome. If dinosaurs had been left to evolve earth would be a space empire by now.
  11. #31
    If the Holocaust had actually happened we'd be a space colony by now
  12. #32
    Trump to dinosaurs in space...lol.
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Dinosaurs are awesome. If dinosaurs had been left to evolve earth would be a space empire by now.

    they couldnt do that in their 500million years of existence,

    another 100 wont make any difference.
  14. #34
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    It kills me that all during his candidacy he talked about draining the swamp, hell he and the administration are the biggest swamp and wasters of tax payers money in the history of the government
  15. #35
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    the swamp drainned him.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Yeah that dude is creepy as fuck.

    I could totally see him speaking in tongues during the State of the Union address

    lol sploo 4 president
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein I unironically feel that Trump is the worst thing to happen to the planet since that meteor that killed all the dinosaurs.

    stfu you hook nosed kikenjuden and climb back into the oven
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Juicebox If the Holocaust had actually happened we'd be a space colony by now

    Wrong, if it hadnt happened we'd be on Mars right now having this discussion.

    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu you hook nosed kikenjuden and climb back into the oven

    Repeating the same shit over and over is spam fucker
  19. #39
    niggas scared niggasBETTER GO TO CHURCH
  20. #40
    *takes Crouton*
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