The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-05-29 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #161
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lol i got deeper cuts than that because i guess i just go harder than you what can i say. i think i deleted the pics of it bloody but the scars are still there.
2. 2018-05-29 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #162
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic lol i got deeper cuts than that because i guess i just go harder than you what can i say. i think i deleted the pics of it bloody but the scars are still there.

   
   i havent cut myself in like 8 years. it was cool but what sucks is having to hide the marks in the middle of summer. im considering cutting myself and using the blood to draw pentagrams/triangles and made an altar to summon satan/raj once a year on a certain day as a trianglist religious holiday like our form of christmas. we already have our form of ramadan which is zaint zattex day
3. 2018-05-29 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #163
   RestStop Space Nigga
   An oldie but a goody :
   
   
4. 2018-05-29 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #164
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i havent cut myself in like 8 years. it was cool but what sucks is having to hide the marks in the middle of summer. im considering cutting myself and using the blood to draw pentagrams/triangles and made an altar to summon satan/raj once a year on a certain day as a trianglist religious holiday like our form of christmas. we already have our form of ramadan which is zaint zattex day

   
   This religion is so retarded that it's bound to catch on. Look at morominsm?
5. 2018-05-29 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #165
   

   Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
   Does anyone remember Abortedshyloc?
6. 2018-05-29 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #166
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Semiazas Does anyone remember Abortedshyloc?

   
   He was a shithead.
7. 2018-05-29 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #167
   

   Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
   He gave me a $20 gift for a liquor store for my secret Santa.
8. 2018-05-29 at 2:34 AM UTC

   #168
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Semiazas He gave me a $20 gift for a liquor store for my secret Santa.

   
   He was a shmuck too.
9. 2018-05-29 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #169
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches ?
   

   
   why the fuck did you cut so far up
10. 2018-05-29 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #170
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra why the fuck did you cut so far up

    
    He has a job that requires wearing a short sleeve shirt and Sploo is only edgy on his own time, for the entertainment of the internet. IRL he is hesitant to make even eye contact.
11. 2018-05-29 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #171
    

    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by aldra why the fuck did you cut so far up

    
    It was going to be a big game of tic tac toe. He pussied out doing the horizontal.
12. 2018-05-29 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #172
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain He has a job that requires wearing a short sleeve shirt and Sploo is only edgy on his own time, for the entertainment of the internet. IRL he is hesitant to make even eye contact.

    
    no i did it because i was drunk to and i wanted to make my dad feel bad for giving me a mental breakdown + attention whoring
    
    irl no one likes you but no one likes you here anyway lol. i guess you should just kill yourself and make everyone smile
13. 2018-05-29 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #173
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches no i did it because i was drunk to and i wanted to make my dad feel bad for giving me a mental breakdown + attention whoring
    
    irl no one likes you but no one likes you here anyway lol. i guess you should just kill yourself and make everyone smile

    
    Lol the irony.
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14. 2018-05-29 at 4:28 AM UTC

    #174
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I mean at least he's not cutting on women or small children. So .....Props for that?
15. 2018-05-29 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #175
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gumbo Lol the irony.

    
    you're like 25 and still get bullied for being the ultimate beta
    
    i can tell that if we met irl you'd be scared
16. 2018-05-29 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #176
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches you're like 25 and still get bullied for being the ultimate beta
    
    i can tell that if we met irl you'd be scared

    
    Maybe scared of being eaten.
17. 2018-05-29 at 4:40 AM UTC

    #177
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gumbo Maybe scared of being eaten.

    
    how is this a rebuttal
    
    you just compared me to a carnivorous animal which fully proved my point
18. 2018-05-29 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #178
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sploo, I would pay to see you livestream one of these episodes.
19. 2018-05-29 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #179
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Someone in my Japanese class mentioned Roko's Basilisk to me and it's kind of hilarious at this point. From what I've read Yudkowsky was so terrified of the possibility of people actually being tortured by an AI in the future that he banned all discussion of it.
    
    There's also this fanfic of how an AI could go wrong based on My Little Pony titled "Friendship is Optimal": https://www.fimfiction.net/story/62074/1/friendship-is-optimal/prologue-equestria-online
    
    I really need to take a break from reading and thinking about stuff like this for the sake of my mental health.
20. 2018-05-29 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #180
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Sploo, I would pay to see you livestream one of these episodes.

    
    they last for days with periods of quiet in between