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  1. Sitting on the toilet with a taco
  2. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@Sancho
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Thinking of leaving the hotel cleaning crew a little surprise πŸ˜‰


    i literally did that a few weeks ago at a hotel by stuffing towels and pool-towels into wrapped sheets but the chick with me with took it apart because she has no sense of humor.

    bitch.
  4. Originally posted by gumbo Sitting on the toilet with a taco

    Lol.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sancho Posting 4 infinity❀



  6. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i literally did that a few weeks ago at a hotel by stuffing towels and pool-towels into wrapped sheets but the chick with me with took it apart because she has no sense of humor.

    bitch.

    Better visual impact right huuuuur

  7. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Sitting here freezing. πŸ˜“ Going for dinner soon.
  8. Originally posted by Sancho Posting 4 infinity❀

    Fuck you bigot

    This pakistani guy I work with flew home and now there's a picture of him on facebook with a girl and I don't know what - are they married or what? All my colleagues are saying "congratulations" but I don't know what is happening. Do I also say "congratulations"?

    This is too much stress I need some licker.
  9. Originally posted by infinityshock

    Reported.
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Sitting here freezing. πŸ˜“ Going for dinner soon.

    its 80 degrees out...how the shit are you cold?

    i have a hot dog you can gnaw on...
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Reported.

    the only report youre going to be giving is the flavor of my nutt-custard when its cascading out of your mouth after i blow my load into your transverse colon, you sniveling little hooknose
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wingz pizza beerz zorbaz on the lake XD
  13. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    limoncello & Wheat Thins πŸ‹

  14. Originally posted by EllariaSand limoncello & Wheat Thins πŸ‹


    i think you might be a hottie

    i got my "eye" out on you girl

    dm me
  15. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock its 80 degrees out…how the shit are you cold?

    i have a hot dog you can gnaw on…


    It’s been pouring all damn day. Cold rain with no sun = freezing (ok maybe just cold) all day. =β€˜(
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Thinking of leaving the hotel cleaning crew a little surprise πŸ˜‰


    I have one of these.. but it's truly a type of Pareidolia
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox It’s been pouring all damn day. Cold rain with no sun = freezing (ok maybe just cold) all day. =β€˜(

    it was like that here most of the week.. suddenly the sun popped right out, I took some people to drop them off in Napa and it was almost 80 and sunny

    just poof.. sky clears up. supposed to be 75 tomorrow in berkekey and 80 on Monday
  18. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox It’s been pouring all damn day. Cold rain with no sun = freezing (ok maybe just cold) all day. =β€˜(



    Weather here is all fuq up..lol
  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Lol
  20. Being a social media sensation by eating junk food stoned in a halfway house watching robot chicken. Pls kill me
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