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  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit Buying a gun, one bullet needed, and pulling the trigger could easily put you out of your misery. Just sayin bro.

    Seems like an aweful large purchase for just one use. can I rent one at the gun range and just do it there?
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Greetings, BeigeWarlock.
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Greetings, BeigeWarlock.

    What.. is that some kind of threat?

  4. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Feeling fine.
  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Meh
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Buttfucking retarded.
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I feel depressed as fuck.. plus the veggie pizza gave me indigestion. 2 feelings that exasperate the shit out of each other.

    but I havn't been this sad since I found out Santa Clause was a lie. that was the worst 16th birthday a person could ever have
  9. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Seems like an aweful large purchase for just one use. can I rent one at the gun range and just do it there?

    thats a nice idea for a horror movie.

    a haunted gun in a haunted gun range.
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I feel depressed as fuck.. plus the veggie pizza gave me indigestion. 2 feelings that exasperate the shit out of each other.

    but I havn't been this sad since I found out Santa Clause was a lie. that was the worst 16th birthday a person could ever have

    There are no words...
  11. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Fantastical
  12. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Three dimensional
  13. Luminating and yet polite.
  14. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Pensive.
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Boss BEBE identifies as an obese woman.
  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm feeling very content and somewhat horny.
  17. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    like a mothafuckin Titan
  18. Fantastic. My store is kicking ass and taking names.
  19. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Unlucky. I bought popsicle molds and 1 of them leaks. And I thought to myself, "how typical! Of all the packages of popsicle molds on the shelf I pick the faulty one". Now I'm depressed. 😡
  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I want some damn chick-fil-in-her-A
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