The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-05-27 at 4:12 AM UTC
I feel depressed as fuck.. plus the veggie pizza gave me indigestion. 2 feelings that exasperate the shit out of each other.
but I havn't been this sad since I found out Santa Clause was a lie. that was the worst 16th birthday a person could ever have
2018-05-28 at 4:25 PM UTC
Luminating and yet polite.
2018-05-28 at 5:20 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Boss BEBE identifies as an obese woman.
2018-05-28 at 6:27 PM UTC
I'm feeling very content and somewhat horny.
2018-05-28 at 6:34 PM UTC
Fantastic. My store is kicking ass and taking names.
2018-05-28 at 6:35 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Unlucky. I bought popsicle molds and 1 of them leaks. And I thought to myself, "how typical! Of all the packages of popsicle molds on the shelf I pick the faulty one". Now I'm depressed. 😡
2018-05-28 at 8:10 PM UTC
I want some damn chick-fil-in-her-A