2018-05-26 at 3:24 PM UTC
I need some.
Last time I got buzzed pretty early and decided to swim out much farther than I needed to- almost drowned from exhaustion coming back but fortunately despite my retard intoxication I was able to calm myself and replenish energy by floating on my back. I really think I would've died if I woulda tried to desperation swim the final stretch I needed to, cuz I wasn't gonna yell for help that shit would be embarrassing
But anyway. I wonder if purses are relatively easy to steal at a beach just walking up behind sleepy tanners and snagging em. Do people bring their purses out or leave em in their car maybe whatever.
I can't think of anything else outside of drowning and raping someone underwater, surrounded by unknowing people, then swimming off real fast. Or convincing someone to let me bury them in the sand and then leaving them or pissing on their face and leaving them..
Hmmm
2018-05-26 at 3:27 PM UTC
I knew this guy who made a living stealing purses out of trunks of cars at the parks and lakes etc. He had some type of device that would unlock the trunk without actually breaking in. But this was in the late 90s sooo...
2018-05-26 at 3:29 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Walk around naked and fight anyone who tells you to wear clothes and shout about your rights.
2018-05-26 at 3:31 PM UTC
Closed clothes masturbating unexposed. Is that illegal in pooblic?
2018-05-26 at 3:33 PM UTC
Duly noted ya boring cunt
2018-05-26 at 3:35 PM UTC
Keep making fun of me by typing correctly. I'll beat the shit out of you.
2018-05-26 at 3:41 PM UTC
Alright I'm just gonna rent a canoe by myself and go pirate speed boats and pontoons.
Thank you.
2018-05-26 at 3:42 PM UTC
Don't eat the yellow sand.
2018-05-26 at 3:48 PM UTC
Get a toy automatic gun with a strap and walk around wearing it across your chest, in a Speedo telling people you’ve got your eye on them.