How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2018-05-25 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #141
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock can't poop n can't masturbate. how am I supposed to feel right now?

   
   grab your ankles and smile...ill fix you right up
2. 2018-05-25 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #142
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Yep, I’ll be at the beach, tech. Rain or shine lol. ☔️😎☀️
   
   I know I’ll survive, Johnny. Still I wanted some dang sun. 😩 nobody will be up my asshole, that I can guarantee. 😂

   
   post pics of asshole
3. 2018-05-25 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #143
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Having a strange pain in my left shoulder ( ❤attack probably)
4. 2018-05-25 at 1:09 PM UTC

   #144
   xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
   Maybe later 🙋🏼
5. 2018-05-25 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #145
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Maybe later 🙋🏼

   
   now is better
   
   what beach are you going to
6. 2018-05-25 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #146
   xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
   Ft. Myers
7. 2018-05-25 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #147
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Ft. Myers

   
   small world.
   
   i use an airport down there for...stuff. not today, tho.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • xox_LJ_xox
8. 2018-05-25 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #148
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Yep, I’ll be at the beach, tech. Rain or shine lol. ☔️😎☀️
   
   I know I’ll survive, Johnny. Still I wanted some dang sun. 😩 nobody will be up my asshole, that I can guarantee. 😂

   
   Watch for Lala...she has tentacles to rape your asshole with. Use protection at least. please BITCH.
9. 2018-05-25 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #149
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Like doing hoodrat things
10. 2018-05-25 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #150
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    kinda gassy
11. 2018-05-25 at 3:52 PM UTC

    #151
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That's stinky!
12. 2018-05-25 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #152
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    At work and already ready for the day to be over. 😒
13. 2018-05-25 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #153
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit Watch for Lala…she has tentacles to rape your asshole with. Use protection at least. please BITCH.

    
    post pics of asshole being raped.
14. 2018-05-25 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #154
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    At the moment I'm feeling superhuman powers just thinking about Ell in a bikini, like a fight or flight’ response and seems serious. My adrenaline seems high and I feel like ramming something. I'm self administering beta blocker and yet being so excited I think I took too many. Almost like having Takotsubo cardiomyopathy because I miss my sweet Eva. I'm considering stem cells now or possibly masterbating to her picture to reduce the pain.
    
    But, it could also be this veal cutlet sandwich with vegtable sauce and extra cheese...it's fucking awesome.
    
    You did ask how I feel.
15. 2018-05-25 at 10 PM UTC

    #155
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Codebeta At the moment I'm feeling superhuman powers just thinking about Ell in a bikini, like a fight or flight’ response and seems serious. My adrenaline seems high and I feel like ramming something. I'm self administering beta blocker and yet being so excited I think I took too many. Almost like having Takotsubo cardiomyopathy because I miss my sweet Eva. I'm considering stem cells now or possibly masterbating to her picture to reduce the pain.
    
    But, it could also be this veal cutlet sandwich with vegtable sauce and extra cheese…it's fucking awesome.
    
    You did ask how I feel.

    
    either youre on bath salts or youre a bitch
    
    now stfu and post selfies in a bikini
16. 2018-05-25 at 10:05 PM UTC

    #156
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    
17. 2018-05-25 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #157
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Wasn’t that on the Jersey Shore?
18. 2018-05-25 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #158
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock either youre on bath salts or youre a bitch
    
    now stfu and post selfies in a bikini

    
    So what you're saying you can't be a bitch and also on bath salts.
19. 2018-05-25 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #159
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    
20. 2018-05-25 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #160
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover

    
    There must be a hidden camera in our house.