Terminator

1. 2018-05-23 at 5:28 PM UTC

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   cartof Yung Blood
   I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
2. 2018-05-23 at 5:30 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by cartof With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie.

   
   I bet you do you filthy little minx.
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   • aldra
3. 2018-05-23 at 5:31 PM UTC

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   Tyrone Shoelaces Houston

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet you do you filthy little minx.

   
   Animal House 👍😂
4. 2018-05-23 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by cartof I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

   
   post pics
5. 2018-05-23 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Korb in the jungal.
6. 2018-05-23 at 5:51 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   do you pretend like you're cocking a shotgun while you jerk off
7. 2018-05-23 at 5:55 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra do you pretend like you're cocking a shotgun while you jerk off

   
   when im fapping to the selfies of people who post them i pretend im climbing up the side of a really slippery grain silo
8. 2018-05-23 at 5:56 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I pretend I'm a pro wrestler and I'm dropping rapid fire hammer fists on Hulk Hogan's face
9. 2018-05-23 at 5:58 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I pretend I'm a pro wrestler and I'm dropping rapid fire hammer fists on Hulk Hogan's face

   
   not sure how hulk hogans face can be considered erotic...but to each his own.
10. 2018-05-23 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cartof I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

    
    You're using too hot of water which creates a vacuum effect. Do it in a cold shower.. be a real man. take a cold shower and you will be wide-eyed all day long.
    
    Plus hot water dries your skin out. and make sure you wash your ass and taint
11. 2018-05-23 at 7:21 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Animal House 👍😂

    
    Was the the Dean's wife?
12. 2018-05-23 at 7:52 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    When i used to be a runner, i liked to pretend i was the bad guy from T2, in the scene when he was chasing them on foot while they escaped in the car (after they got sarah out of the nut hospital).