Meghan Markle sucked my dick in the 8th grade

1. 2018-05-21 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Daily No, she is likely to hit menopause in the next 5 years so I was right. She is simply even more likely to hit menopause in the next 10 years.

   
   20% = likely?
   
   there should be over a 50% chance for "hitting menopause" to be more likely than "not hitting menopause"
   
   whats your brain cell organization rating
2. 2018-05-21 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nobody knows how to read infographics any moar
3. 2018-05-21 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #43
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   anyone taking bets how long it is before she goes for a nice sunday drive in a mercedes thru a french tunnel...
4. 2018-05-21 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   princess Diana 2!
5. 2018-05-21 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #45
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches princess Diana 2!

   
   at least with this nigger it would be no big loss.
   
   whats the difference between princess diana and tiger woods.
   
   tiger woods has a better driver.
6. 2018-05-21 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches 20% = likely?

   
   Yes, relative to the 1.7% chance of her hitting menopause now (she's 36), she is 12x more likely to hit menopause in the next 5 years
   
   What's your electrochemical activity saying lately
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2018-05-21 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   lol 1.7%, so one in fifty. These modern women don't even think about having kids till they're well past 30.
8. 2018-05-21 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #48
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I would put it in her butt but that's about it.
9. 2018-05-21 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #49
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by infinityshock anyone taking bets how long it is before she goes for a nice sunday drive in a mercedes thru a french tunnel…

   
   I want to take a drive through her french tunnel with my log truck nah mean?
10. 2018-05-21 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING lol 1.7%, so one in fifty. These modern women don't even think about having kids till they're well past 30.

    
    My ex was an especially intelligent trainee lawyer (estimated IQ of 125), an only child, and was brought into the world by her mother at the ripe age of 35
    
    I used to put my hands on either side of her face, frown exaggeratedly while inspecting her face and say "I don't understand. Why didn't you come out a potato"
11. 2018-05-21 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #51
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock

    
    that's evil as shit.
    
    She's a beautiful lady and you're being ignorant.
    
    I hope a gator gets you and pulls you into a large shit infested pond
12. 2018-05-22 at 10:02 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Number13

    
    I honestly believe that they're the "Synagogue of Satan"
13. 2018-05-22 at 10:34 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    
    
    MISHA NONOO
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • tee hee hee
14. 2018-05-23 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #54
    Unnamed Scholar Yung Blood
    They should group them all together and sterilize them
15. 2018-05-23 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #55
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock that's evil as shit.
    
    She's a beautiful lady and you're being ignorant.
    
    I hope a gator gets you and pulls you into a large shit infested pond

    
    its a nigger, you dumb handsome and well tanned individual
16. 2018-05-23 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #56
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    What are you , a wifi samurai? LOL
    
    Sit your lil dick ass down and drink your Ensure 😂😂😂
17. 2018-05-23 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #57
    

    CandyRein Black Hole

    Originally posted by Number13
    
    MISHA NONOO

    
    
    That's a cute selfie bitch but stay on topic, LOL