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  1. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Why the comb over tho?

    He actually looks a fuckton better than the last time I sw him in TC.
  2. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Semiazas He actually looks a fuckton better than the last time I sw him in TC.

    I called him Norman Bates lil brother cause of that psyco look. But actually, might be this Dimitrios guy from the Incel morons united organisation. Would explain a lot of his kid rage attitude.

  3. Originally posted by Da Leg Itches its called long hair

    pls keep in mind at all times your an obese spic who looks like the guy from Hey Arnold and lost his virginity in his mid-20s to an autisti.c woman

    I'm probably the most in shape I've ever been right now. I workout 5 times a week and eat healthy and have been doing so for a good year and a half. Must I post pics?

    You've done nothing but put on weight for the last three years.
  4. Yes post pics please :)
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    smoking my 10th ciggy today had to share every one with rick so it was like only smoking 5 all day
  6. Originally posted by Semiazas I'm about to say cup fuckhead (lol) I'm not a good enough gamer with both arms. RE Gamecube is calling me anyway. And the last 5 stars on Mario 64.

    Seriously FUCK Cuphead. I'm stuck on the third island. That queen bee is killing me and the water jedi won't shut up about it.
  7. xy0 Houston
    I just typed the letter "r"
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Power's out all day because the main breaker/switchboard caught fire last week and they didn't bother telling anyone the electricians were replacing it today

    Also I'm on a train being yelled at by an Asian child
  9. Lol
  10. Rivotril Houston
    Cleaning my dick.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just cracked an ale on my new deck chair. I just wish it my apartment faced the street so I could yell shit at randoms passing by.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Hey you! You fucking suck!!"

    "Huh me??"

    "No the other faggot walking past... Yeah you! Fuck off LOSER!"

    *chuckles to self*
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  13. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Drinking tea and packing up to ride to Manila to do some paperwork.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I went into a tinychat room the other day and I had my big teddy bear behind me and all they could say was wow look at this pedophile with the teddy bear and I was like why am I pedophile ? BECAUSE I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR? And they said no, it's because you look like a pedophile. And I guess MAYBE they're right, but still it was presumptuous like its a teddy bear for fun I have it not because I like kids and I DONT like kids but I guess they didn't know that. Still very rude.
  15. Originally posted by mmQ I went into a tinychat room the other day and I had my big teddy bear behind me and all they could say was wow look at this pedophile with the teddy bear and I was like why am I pedophile ? BECAUSE I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR? And they said no, it's because you look like a pedophile. And I guess MAYBE they're right, but still it was presumptuous like its a teddy bear for fun I have it not because I like kids and I DONT like kids but I guess they didn't know that. Still very rude.

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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I like that she poured drinks for them
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the ol' adult tea party
  18. drinking 10 beers then smoking spice
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    also drinking 10 beers but concurrently smoking spice
  20. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Sleep time soon, hopefully. 😴
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