2018-05-23 at 1:06 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
smoking my 10th ciggy today had to share every one with rick so it was like only smoking 5 all day
2018-05-23 at 1:19 AM UTC
xy0
Houston
[scull my yellowish-beige sinhalese]
I just typed the letter "r"
2018-05-23 at 2:33 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Power's out all day because the main breaker/switchboard caught fire last week and they didn't bother telling anyone the electricians were replacing it today
Also I'm on a train being yelled at by an Asian child
2018-05-23 at 4:05 AM UTC
Just cracked an ale on my new deck chair. I just wish it my apartment faced the street so I could yell shit at randoms passing by.
2018-05-23 at 4:08 AM UTC
"Hey you! You fucking suck!!"
"Huh me??"
"No the other faggot walking past... Yeah you! Fuck off LOSER!"
*chuckles to self*
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2018-05-23 at 4:20 AM UTC
Dfg
Tuskegee Airman
[compulsively riposte the emigrant]
Drinking tea and packing up to ride to Manila to do some paperwork.
2018-05-23 at 4:39 AM UTC
I went into a tinychat room the other day and I had my big teddy bear behind me and all they could say was wow look at this pedophile with the teddy bear and I was like why am I pedophile ? BECAUSE I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR? And they said no, it's because you look like a pedophile. And I guess MAYBE they're right, but still it was presumptuous like its a teddy bear for fun I have it not because I like kids and I DONT like kids but I guess they didn't know that. Still very rude.
2018-05-23 at 4:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I went into a tinychat room the other day and I had my big teddy bear behind me and all they could say was wow look at this pedophile with the teddy bear and I was like why am I pedophile ? BECAUSE I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR? And they said no, it's because you look like a pedophile. And I guess MAYBE they're right, but still it was presumptuous like its a teddy bear for fun I have it not because I like kids and I DONT like kids but I guess they didn't know that. Still very rude.
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2018-05-23 at 4:51 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I like that she poured drinks for them
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2018-05-23 at 6:16 AM UTC
drinking 10 beers then smoking spice
2018-05-23 at 6:21 AM UTC
also drinking 10 beers but concurrently smoking spice
2018-05-24 at 2:10 AM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
Sleep time soon, hopefully. 😴