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  1. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Chillin at the moment. Gotta finish packing for my kid to go to the beach.

    I hate packing. :-/
  2. Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i was doing this for like 30 min




    nailed it
  3. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    I'm about to say cup fuckhead (lol) I'm not a good enough gamer with both arms. RE Gamecube is calling me anyway. And the last 5 stars on Mario 64.
  4. Originally posted by Da Leg Itches nailed it

    Yours is much better
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    trying to figure out why I cant copy and past or ctrl=v or c cuz I can copy n past on other sites
  6. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Guys are at their horniest during puberty, but this is the time they find it hardest to get laid. What a sick situation.

    Well, it sure as hell doesn't help when they have an ugly personality as well. And all they do is act like morons on internet, thinking they would impress someone.
  7. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I am working!
  8. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Guys are at their horniest during puberty, but this is the time they find it hardest to get laid. What a sick situation.

    I think I was most horny when I was 19-24 or so.
  9. buzzing away on some rum(tremols el toro)and got some brugal left too. i might make it through today. through i should make a liquor store run before i\m too fucked up
  10. new old Houston
    ... wrapped my knee in ice

    and not going to work today
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Well, it sure as hell doesn't help when they have an ugly personality as well. And all they do is act like morons on internet, thinking they would impress someone.

    thats why god invented duct tape and roofie daiquiris
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cocksocket Guys are at their horniest during puberty, but this is the time they find it hardest to get laid. What a sick situation.

    speak for yourself. ill outfuck any of you wet-spaghetti dicked whippersnappers. ill fuck your girlfriends bowlegged then when their orifices are charred to a crisp from friction burns im coming for yours. pun...not pun...
  13. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock speak for yourself. ill outfuck any of you wet-spaghetti dicked whippersnappers. ill fuck your girlfriends bowlegged then when their orifices are charred to a crisp from friction burns im coming for yours. pun…not pun…

    I'm wet.
  14. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Nigga just got done with working out...now it's time for some hot steaming morning sex...uffff I'm just burning calories then a mudafuka..lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Ordering catering for our weekly free lunch at work. Sipping coffee and listening to music...
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    hi Mal,
  17. Originally posted by POLECAT hi Mal,

    Hi unknown Alt
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Mal, do u like Mexicans? if so I'll introduce you to sancho
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Semiazas I'm wet.

    tell him to cum in the towel next time.
  20. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by POLECAT Mal, do u like Mexicans? if so I'll introduce you to sancho

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