SQUIRRELS

1. 2018-05-21 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There is a squirrel in my house.
   
   
   Any tips on getting it out.
   
   
   Humanely of course you devil children.
2. 2018-05-21 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is it one squirrel or one with babies. Where.
3. 2018-05-21 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #3
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Darn. I'd freak.
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4. 2018-05-21 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Codebeta Is it one squirrel or one with babies. Where.

   
   I only seen one. It was half baby half adult it went under my couch. I left my patio cracked this morning to smell the rain and I'm hoping it got in that way and not a nest or something in here. My dogs are worthless.
5. 2018-05-21 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Open the same door it came in from and place a handfull of peanuts with the shells about 5' away or strong peanut butter. Worked for me...just watch for strays. If there is a nest most likely in the basement or attic.
6. 2018-05-21 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I opened the door and threw Doritos all over the place....peanut butter is a better idea now that you mention it.
7. 2018-05-21 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #7
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   shoot it.
8. 2018-05-21 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm sure you have a lot of Doritos...but shooting it may be faster.
9. 2018-05-21 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^blocked
10. 2018-05-21 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Easy to guess with your big feet.
11. 2018-05-21 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You ain't ever seen my feet boy.
    
    
    And so what if I got Doritos? What you trying to say beta?
12. 2018-05-21 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Troll.
13. 2018-05-21 at 5:47 PM UTC

    #13
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    i would totally munch ur dorito
14. 2018-05-21 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I imagine you would fat boy.
15. 2018-05-21 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #15
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sounds like you guys are more like making squirrel at home. Next, you'll be buying it a case of beer and ordering it a movie.
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    • tee hee hee, 
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16. 2018-05-21 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #16
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Hahaha😂
17. 2018-05-21 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Codebeta Troll.

    
    Why you so mad honey? Just because I find you unattractive does not mean every female will. Being attractive is subjective. Dont give up hope please. ⚘
18. 2018-05-21 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm not your honey or mad. Your opinion means nothing and I'm sure you need more luck than anyone to find someone. Don't despair...you can always settle for Pole.
19. 2018-05-21 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well you're replying so it sure does mean something big boy.
20. 2018-05-21 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What