What are you doing at the moment

1. 2018-05-20 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #321
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Nigga what? I know you didn’t just come at me sideways.

   
   Not only did I come at you sideways, I am looking at you sideways, too.
2. 2018-05-20 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #322
   Sancho Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by ohfralala Nigga what? I know you didn’t just come at me sideways.

   
   Shutcho lil ass up sweetheart.. Amma do u how da fuq I want..lol
3. 2018-05-20 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #323
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You wish bitch
4. 2018-05-20 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #324
   Sancho Tuskegee Airman
   Glad to see u tho sweetheart.. Lol
5. 2018-05-20 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #325
   Sancho Tuskegee Airman
   Well fuq u then bitchhh!!!!!!
   Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
6. 2018-05-20 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #326
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i was doing this for like 30 min
   
   

   
   meth fueled aerobics.
   
   makes sense.
7. 2018-05-20 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #327
   

   Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
   A teenage girl was having sex with her boyfriend at her parent's house. Her father, after being woken by the noises, goes upstairs to check it out; and walks in on them.
   
   "Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry"
   
   The dad being, a dad, replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
   
   He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?
   
   Boyfriend says: "No sir. Your daughter said she wasn't feeling well so I was taking her temperature."
   
   Dad: Well, when you take that thing out it better have numbers on it.
8. 2018-05-20 at 7:55 PM UTC

   #328
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Rewatching Breaking Bad
9. 2018-05-20 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #329
   Sancho Tuskegee Airman
   Loser..ha ha loser
   
   :14:
10. 2018-05-20 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #330
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Laying here thinking I should have put on more SPF. I’m burnt. Oh well it was a great ride.
11. 2018-05-20 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #331
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Laying here thinking I should have put on more SPF. I’m burnt. Oh well it was a great ride.

    
    post pics
12. 2018-05-20 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #332
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Rewatching Breaking Bad

    
    That was one of the best series ever.
    
    Even the intro music with the names in chemical symbols.
13. 2018-05-20 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #333
    

    Tyrone Shoelaces Houston
    🏌️⛳️
14. 2018-05-20 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #334
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Get back to the links😁.
    And put down that drink.
15. 2018-05-20 at 10:34 PM UTC

    #335
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover That was one of the best series ever.
    
    Even the intro music with the names in chemical symbols.

    
    ive never watched it. i think i'll start
16. 2018-05-21 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #336
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]

    Originally posted by Dfg A teenage girl was having sex with her boyfriend at her parent's house. Her father, after being woken by the noises, goes upstairs to check it out; and walks in on them.
    
    "Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "…I'm sorry"
    
    The dad being, a dad, replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
    
    He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?
    
    Boyfriend says: "No sir. Your daughter said she wasn't feeling well so I was taking her temperature."
    
    Dad: Well, when you take that thing out it better have numbers on it.

    
    😂 cute.
17. 2018-05-21 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #337
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wasting time on break
18. 2018-05-21 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #338
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i was doing this for like 30 min
    
    

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2018-05-21 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #339
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock meth fueled aerobics.
    
    makes sense.

    
    This is why his mother locks him in the basement
20. 2018-05-21 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #340
    

    Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    Painting my nails💅