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2018-05-10 at 11:59 PM UTC
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2018-05-11 at 12:03 AM UTC
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2018-05-19 at 10:36 PM UTC
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2018-05-19 at 10:41 PM UTCi doubt its necessary and im fairly sure everyone here is aware of my open invitation to offer any of your orifices to be the lucky recipient of my testicular injection.
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2018-05-19 at 10:43 PM UTCmaybe try a billboard ad
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2018-05-19 at 11:45 PM UTCBillboards actually work. Ellaria had one and I responded. We were married for years and very happy. But her parents couldn't accept the fact I'm a midget and jedi. So we divorced. We found each other again on this site and just want to thank all the Niggas on here for bringing us together when I thought all was lost. You're all invited if we get married again and hopefully you'll still be out of jail or on bail. There will be food and drinks of course.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-19 at 11:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Codebeta Billboards actually work. Ellaria had one and I responded. We were married for years and very happy. But her parents couldn't accept the fact I'm a midget and jedi. So we divorced. We found each other again on this site and just want to thank all the Niggas on here for bringing us together when I thought all was lost. You're all invited if we get married again and hopefully you'll still be out of jail or on bail. There will be food and drinks of course.
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2018-05-20 at 12:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING LMAO wat?
Please don't laugh...it was very embarassing. At dinner her parents would have to lift me on to a high chair and I still didn't reach the table. For entertainment they made me ride the pit bull and do tricks. When my horned skullcap fell off they would all laugh and call me Circus Boy. But we are in love...thank you guys. -
2018-05-20 at 12:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Codebeta Billboards actually work. Ellaria had one and I responded. We were married for years and very happy. But her parents couldn't accept the fact I'm a midget and jedi. So we divorced. We found each other again on this site and just want to thank all the Niggas on here for bringing us together when I thought all was lost. You're all invited if we get married again and hopefully you'll still be out of jail or on bail. There will be food and drinks of course.
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2018-05-20 at 12:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Codebeta Please don't laugh…it was very embarassing. At dinner her parents would have to lift me on to a high chair and I still didn't reach the table. For entertainment they made me ride the pit bull and do tricks. When my horned skullcap fell off they would all laugh and call me Circus Boy. But we are in love…thank you guys.
This is gospel truth.....but he forgot to mention Iβm an amazon warrior who stands 6β7β tall and Iβm considered short by my family. ....but we are in love damn it and will find a way to make it work. -
2018-05-20 at 3:43 PM UTC
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2018-05-21 at 12:01 AM UTCHey, Iβm Purdibird, as Dh knew me...
I love music, ballet, & politics.πππ
Or me as a brunette.π
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2018-05-21 at 12:05 AM UTC
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2018-05-21 at 12:09 AM UTCThank you, Soy. π·
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2018-05-21 at 12:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by EllariaSand This is gospel truth…..but he forgot to mention Iβm an amazon warrior who stands 6β7β tall and Iβm considered short by my family. ….but we are in love damn it and will find a way to make it work.
Being a jedi midget why do you even date me...it's cruel. When we go to the mall they think I'm your son and give me free candy. Good of course...but very embarassing. Sex though with an amazon is amazing...takes me days to lick her all over. I still think we can make it work...isn't this what love is all about. So you niggas stay out of jail and don't sell any drugs to narcs. We want you all at the wedding and sober. She's my Big Mama...what can I say. -
2018-05-21 at 12:12 AM UTCHi purdi:)
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2018-05-21 at 12:14 AM UTCI love the way Boss pretends to ignore me...that is so cute.
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2018-05-21 at 12:17 AM UTC
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2018-05-21 at 12:18 AM UTCI wasnt ignoring u. I didn't even see ur post. My bad.
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2018-05-21 at 12:20 AM UTCPurdi...hello.
