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  1. #41
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    Name: Paco
    Age: 34
    Gender and Preferred Pronouns: F, Criatura, Goblino, Atrocidad
    Location: Guatemala
    Religion: Hedonism
    Political Views: Ancap
    Interests: Guns, Tanks, Shitposting


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  2. #42
    Lol.
  3. #43
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh man

    didn't think I'd see that again
  4. #44
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    What’s this ‘gender preferred pronoun’ bullshit!?!

    Buncha damn snowflakes...
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  5. #45
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    Originally posted by Daily I heard Lanny's pretty hot

    you're one to talk

  6. #46
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by -mal- Name: MAL =^.^=
    Age: 26
    Gender and Preferred Pronouns (you can also put orientation here): F, Pan
    Location: Live Music Capitol of the World
    Religion: Agnositc
    Political Views: Liberal Snowflake
    Interests: Hula Hooping, Fashion, Weed, Tech, Pop Culture, King Kyie, Makeup, Health & Beauty, Cooking, Anime, Art

    That explains a lot.
  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Name is Carl
    Age is like whatever who fucking cares dont ask amirite etc
    gender is male obviously my name is carl
    location is EARTH hahah earth that's funny
    religion NO THANKS im not dumb im really smart so i dont believe in religion do you know what i mean by that ?
    political views well i think everyone should be a republican because that's what I am
    interests I like to eat, sleep, and drink like most people because I'm not dumb I also like to type words on the computer or on my phone sometimes and I like to watch youtube videos of people falling over and I like to hunt
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    NAME: Leslie Buttersworth
    AGE: 49
    GENDER: Female
    Location: Green Bay, WI
    Religion: Evangelical Christian
    Political Views: Christ died for us that's all that matters
    Interests: Card games, puzzles, quilting, crosswords, 4 day meth fueled fuck-sessions, traveling, living, laughing, loving, etc
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    name - babby
    age - newborn
    gender - haven't decided yet
    location - hospital
    religion - i hope they dont cut skin off my dick im just a babby
    political views - i probably dont care
    interests - getting removed from this stupid cord
  10. #50
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    None of the good looking DH women have joined yet.
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  11. #51
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    nigga PLEASE! U a damn lie
  12. #52
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Name: Rev. Zanick, MD, JD
    Age: 32
    Gender and Preferred Pronouns (you can also put orientation here): M
    Location: Chicagoland
    Religion: Open to varied suggestions
    Political Views: Libertarian-Socialism
    Interests: Coffee, prosecuting niggas, uniting people in matrimony, other drugs, destroying my evil sister

    What I'm looking for: Avoidance and miscommunication
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  13. #53
    Originally posted by joerell None of the good looking DH women have joined yet.

    I will get them here don't worry.

    Originally posted by Zanick Name: Rev. Zanick, MD, JD
    Age: 32
    Gender and Preferred Pronouns (you can also put orientation here): M
    Location: Chicagoland
    Religion: Open to varied suggestions
    Political Views: Libertarian-Socialism
    Interests: Coffee, prosecuting niggas, uniting people in matrimony, other drugs, destroying my evil sister

    What I'm looking for: Avoidance and miscommunication

    I thought you were in a relationship, didn't know you were on the market.

    Look at that ladies a DOCTOR!
  14. #54
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Name: Daily
    Age: 25
    Gender and Preferred Pronouns: M
    Location: Londonistan
    Religion: A blend between Orthodox Christianity, Islam and atheism. Don't ask
    Political Views: Right wing death squads with flamethrowers attached to their backs and canines on a leash when
    Interests: Shopping, grooming, protein, self-restraint that eventually fails but feels so good when it does, anti-semitism, money laundering, sexism, poetry, homophobia, art, using persuasion and verbal trickery to make you believe what I believe is normal or good

    What I'm looking for: Somebody slightly stupider than me but that will eventually become me so we can create and raise children that are like me who will, in turn, create and raise children like me
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  15. #55
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I will get them here don't worry.



    I thought you were in a relationship, didn't know you were on the market.

    Look at that ladies a DOCTOR!

    I'm in a spiritual relationship with Karen, but that doesn't mean I can't make myself physically and emotionally unavailable to other women who want to pursue me.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Zanick I'm in a spiritual relationship with Karen, but that doesn't mean I can't make myself physically and emotionally unavailable to other women who want to pursue me.

    LOOK LADIES A DOCTOR PLEASE ONE AT A TIME! LOL!
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel LOOK LADIES A DOCTOR PLEASE ONE AT A TIME! LOL!

    😂

    Zanny❤
  18. #58
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    im mail but im like... why couldnt i have been born female then switched to manmale its not fair

    such is life

    im just a blue collared gont who will work in kitchens the rest of my damn life..
  19. #59
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Name - MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
    Age - 34
    Gender - Soy
    Race - Soy
    Best feature - My soy tits.
    Ideal date - Tofu and soy milk, then musical theatre - the gayer the better.
    Orientation - Hey a hole is a hole.
    Location - A region with no good women, trannies, or anything else my dick will fit into.
    Religion - Esoteric Hitlerism
    Political views - Esoteric Hitlerism
    Interests - Getting drunk and talking about the jedis.
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  20. #60
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Hi.
    My name is Andrew Steele.
    I am 27 years old.
    My birthday is May 16th 1990.
    I live in Dayton Ohio.
    I am white looking for anything but jedi.
    I have blond hair and blue eyes.
    I got a deep manly voice I use to tell people to do things.
    I love America
    My fona-fone # is (937) 522-1751
    Call or text me!


    you have pretty lips
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