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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Adult Diapers. I'm tired of pulling over to pee all of the time.

    You'd get diaper rash, so you'd also need some nice baby powder.
  2. Put a urinal into your seat, I wanna put one in my car too but i don't want it to be stinky or for the waste to contact any body or mechanical parts.. maybe a gallon holding tank with a dump valve for when you are stopped at a light
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    apparently commercial pilots have an over-the-cock 'catheter' they can wear
  4. Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by jillvalentine Actually, that's one of my favorites type of things to get lol. I dont know why but I get excited about em and love my clothed smelling freeeeesh.

    ❤️👍🏻❤️
  5. Maybe it's not the clothes...try showering.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    8 ball of meth for $80.
  7. Gas at 3.67 a gallon fuck California
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Gas at 3.67 a gallon fuck California

    We're paying $5.32 a gallon here, so you could count yourself lucky.
  9. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Redwoman bitch for lunch...😀

    Lol
  10. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Applebottm ❤️👍🏻❤️


    Sweetheart is that u?

    Lol
  11. A ball of string
  12. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sancho Redwoman bitch for lunch…😀

    Lol

    LOL!
    Sanchito, it's good to see you, finally.
  13. new old Houston
    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Gas at 3.67 a gallon fuck California


    I bet if you add up all the other retirees on that bus it gets quite economical ...
  14. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Red_Woman LOL!
    Sanchito, it's good to see you, finally.

    Te quiero cojer😇
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sancho Te quiero cojer😇

    Lol
  16. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    An electric thermal Spa facial sauna mist
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Red_Woman An electric thermal Spa facial sauna mist

    ill give you one of those for free.

    i dont know about the mist part, tho. more like...tidal wave.
  18. An electric stapler from Value Village at lunchtime.
  19. Technologist victim of incest
    Gas 🤬🤬
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I guess it was ciggys n water plus 1/2&1/2 3 days ago
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