2018-05-19 at 1:28 AM UTC
It's been seven years since I've had one. They're all fucking insane anyway.
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2018-05-19 at 1:33 AM UTC
Move to the Philippine. But first if you're broke.. rob bank then go on the run in Philippines. let your new lady help you spend it down.. return to states.. rinse and repeat. but you'll probably die trying the second time. plus the FBI don't like this kind of talk. they'll cover up FBI friend shit.. but they dont like trolling jokes about their bank friends being robbed
2018-05-19 at 2:57 AM UTC
Its been like 15 years for me. As far as an actual relationship goes.
2018-05-19 at 2:59 AM UTC
i dont get it. do women get offered dates constantly? where are all the desperate women in the world
Originally posted by Da Leg Itches
where are all the desperate women in the world
Fucking the top 20% of dudes.
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2018-05-19 at 3:58 AM UTC
The American dream was always to be your own boss.
Now it's to be your own boss, doctor, police and girlfriend.