Am I ever gonna have a gf again

1. 2018-05-19 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   4 years man
2. 2018-05-19 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #2
   new old Houston

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches 4 years man

   
   
   I will pray for you bro
   
   
   #niggalivesmatter
3. 2018-05-19 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   Probably.
4. 2018-05-19 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #4
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   It's been seven years since I've had one. They're all fucking insane anyway.
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5. 2018-05-19 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   get a boyfriend
6. 2018-05-19 at 1:33 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   Move to the Philippine. But first if you're broke.. rob bank then go on the run in Philippines. let your new lady help you spend it down.. return to states.. rinse and repeat. but you'll probably die trying the second time. plus the FBI don't like this kind of talk. they'll cover up FBI friend shit.. but they dont like trolling jokes about their bank friends being robbed
7. 2018-05-19 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   Its been like 15 years for me. As far as an actual relationship goes.
8. 2018-05-19 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i dont get it. do women get offered dates constantly? where are all the desperate women in the world
9. 2018-05-19 at 3 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches where are all the desperate women in the world

   
   Fucking the top 20% of dudes.
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10. 2018-05-19 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Fucking the top 20% of dudes.

    
    but theres a near equal amount of men and women
    
    harems are haram
11. 2018-05-19 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The American dream was always to be your own boss.
    
    Now it's to be your own boss, doctor, police and girlfriend.
12. 2018-05-22 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #12
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Escorts...
13. 2018-05-22 at 7:06 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches 4 years man

    
    Just go trolling the bars 3 or 4 times a week, what's the problem?
14. 2018-05-22 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #14
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just go trolling the bars 3 or 4 times a week, what's the problem?

    
    He's still in hs
15. 2018-05-22 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee He's still in hs

    
    Troll the 23yr old blonde teachers that keep fucking their students 3 or 4 times a week then.
16. 2018-05-22 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #16
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Troll the 23yr old blonde teachers that keep fucking their students 3 or 4 times a week then.

    
    Ahh yes...wouldn't you like to be back in hs nowadays??
17. 2018-05-22 at 7:42 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ahh yes…wouldn't you like to be back in hs nowadays??

    
    I'm happy hanging outside HS in my raincoat.
18. 2018-05-22 at 7:42 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    
19. 2018-05-22 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand

    
    Oh you beat me to it. I really was gonna post something like this
20. 2018-05-22 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #20
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
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