The reason baby chickens are yellow

1. 2018-05-18 at 4:38 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Look Familiar?
   
   
   
   
2. 2018-05-18 at 4:42 PM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   This is horrible.
3. 2018-05-18 at 4:44 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You are Satan.
4. 2018-05-18 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   But but...
   
   Baby chicks don't lay eggs.
5. 2018-05-18 at 4:53 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   All I know is I have to spend a min or two removing the chicken semen like umbilical cord thing from eggs before I will cook and eat them.
   
   
6. 2018-05-18 at 4:58 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the yellow absorbs into their feathers MIND BLOWN
7. 2018-05-18 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   my black chicks came from yeller eggs,, that chicken cumm is real tho
8. 2018-05-18 at 5:19 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pole knows everything about chicken cum...he the Chicken Master.
9. 2018-05-18 at 5:23 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   It's not chicken sperm ya fucking morons.
   
   Most chicken eggs are unfertilized.
   
   http://archive.boston.com/business/articles/2010/06/28/what_are_the_white_things_that_hang_off_an_egg_yolk/
   
   
   
   "Some people wonder why chickens keep laying eggs that aren’t fertilized. The way to understand this is to realize that humans ovulate once a month, and that happens regardless of whether or not the egg will be fertilized. Chickens are similar, but they ovulate about once a day and then push the eggs out of their bodies."
10. 2018-05-18 at 5:25 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT my black chicks came from yeller eggs,, that chicken cumm is real tho

    
    How did it taste.
11. 2018-05-18 at 5:26 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover It's not chicken sperm ya fucking morons.

    
    
    No shit?...this fucking guy lololol
12. 2018-05-18 at 5:27 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    jesus christ
13. 2018-05-18 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All I know is I have to spend a min or two removing the chicken semen like umbilical cord thing from eggs before I will cook and eat them.
    
    

    
    inside that circle...that is literally the baby chicken
14. 2018-05-18 at 5:36 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    tastes like [strike]jizz[/strike] chicken
15. 2018-05-18 at 5:43 PM UTC

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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No shit?…this fucking guy lololol

    
    But some believe it Uncle Idiot.
16. 2018-05-18 at 6:38 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock inside that circle…that is literally the baby chicken

    
    no, baby chicken is inside the yellow round thing.
    
    that thing inside the red circle is the air duct that links that yellow round thing to the air bubble located at the rounder end of the egg.
17. 2018-05-18 at 6:43 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Baby Chicken = Yellow
    
    Yolk = Yellow
    
    do the math
18. 2018-05-18 at 6:49 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    disturbing shit. so you enjoy fucking baby chickens, squirrel? its okay i was always into dogs as a kid and they liked me a lot too
19. 2018-05-18 at 6:55 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader no, baby chicken is inside the yellow round thing.
    
    that thing inside the red circle is the air duct that links that yellow round thing to the air bubble located at the rounder end of the egg.

    
    jesus christ
20. 2018-05-18 at 6:57 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fucking hell