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how much to tip pizza delivery guy?

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i just give like 4 - 5 bucks but any pizza place i order from personally is like a couple blocks away. I worked at a pizza place downtown so I would get anywhere from 5-10 bucks on average, sometimes 15.

    funny story tho a few weeks ago i met vaporwave when he came to austin and he was just like how I thought he would be a chill bro. Anyways we ent up going to a mexican place and when we were leaving i threw a few bucks for tip but he refused to tip and was cowering by the entrance waiting for me after i was coming out of the bathroom because he didn't want the waitress to look at him lol
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    yeah but where im at i don't get tips because we don't have drivers. (at hoboken pie regardless of what your job was you all got tips) I get paid a higher dollar per hour for cooking while the waiters make like 3 dollars an hour and then their tips so i guess it evens out.

    I'm actually thinking about cleaning up my act and becoming a bartender because its the easiest money you could make next to a girl like mal selling her shit pussy for a bed to sleep in
  3. #23
    Originally posted by NARCassist just give him a bunch of fives right under the chin, lol.



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    lol
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    narcassist tries to act like a badass but he's actually a total pile of middle aged goo that doesn't even order pizza because he can't afford it
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby narcassist tries to act like a badass but he's actually a total pile of middle aged goo that doesn't even order pizza because he can't afford it

    whats your blood pressure and IQ
  6. #26
    depends on how long the mofo takes. Period. If he is ringing my door bell in 30 mins or Less i will give him $5-10 depending on the bills i have on me but if the nigga takes 60 mins(when they say on the phone it'll be there in 45)or longer fuck that nigga he ain't getting shit for a tip. end of story.
  7. #27
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I agree completely. Customers being expected to cover part of a businesse's employee wages so the owners can save money has always seemed off to me.

    I suppose it's main advantage is putting more incentive on the employee to do a better job or whatever but I still think the concept of expected tips is sort of absurd. Why should I have to feel guilty if I don't wanna give away free money that I don't have to, ya know?

    not getting fired because your employer feels you're not up to the standard he is paying you is a good incentive to do a better job tho.



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  8. #28
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by mmQ I suppose it's main advantage is putting more incentive on the employee to do a better job or whatever

    What's the american idea of a better job? I mean their job is done after delivering the food to the table and if they're not a retard or crippled that sounds pretty fucking easy, do y'all need them to suck you off under the table or something?
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic i'm gonna need Bill Krozby and mmq's input here

    I never really ordered pizza before because I usually just went to wherever I was eating to get the food. But recently I have been ordering food from a pizza place down the street, because they have free delivery if your order is over a certain amount, and pretty much every single time I order food I am in desperate need of calories so with the food I get it just barely meets the minimum for free delivery.

    Anyways the place is like a 10 minute walk away. That's like a straight up 10 minutes too, not like a "15 minutes" masquerading as 10 minutes or anything like that. The only reason I don't walk there myself is because I usually look like a straight up weirdo at these times and also I'm not trying to talk to anyone that I don't absolutely need to. But basically the place is like right there.

    So normally if I had to order a pizza I would probably just tip the driver like $3-5, like hopefully it would work out so the total was like $16.55 and so I can just hand them a 20 be done with it. That's what I've been doing recently, but I realized the total was a little more than I thought it was so I've been tipping them like $1. So what do you all think?

    you suck their dick and if they did a really quick delivery job you swallow
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah but where im at i don't get tips because we don't have drivers. (at hoboken pie regardless of what your job was you all got tips) I get paid a higher dollar per hour for cooking while the waiters make like 3 dollars an hour and then their tips so i guess it evens out.

    I'm actually thinking about cleaning up my act and becoming a bartender because its the easiest money you could make next to a girl like mal selling her shit pussy for a bed to sleep in

    sell me your pussy and ill give you a gimp box to sleep in
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches whats your blood pressure and IQ

    4.

    answer to both.
  12. #32
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby narcassist tries to act like a badass but he's actually a total pile of middle aged goo that doesn't even order pizza because he can't afford it

    haha look at Bill Krozby trying to piss me off but completely underestimating just how little regard i have for what he thinks, seeing as he's a proven raper and liar, lol.

    How embarrassing.



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  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist haha look at Bill Krozby trying to piss me off but completely underestimating just how little regard i have for what he thinks, seeing as he's a proven raper and liar, lol.

    How embarrassing
    Originally posted by infinityshock so little regard that you spent all that time making a thread about it…

    youre embarrassing to your parents
  14. #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock so little regard that you spent all that time making a thread about it…

    youre embarrassing to your parents

    i have even less regard for what the site clown thinks, lol.



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  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    Fuck you
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i have even less regard for what the site clown thinks, lol
    Originally posted by infinityshock you have plenty of regard for those bath salts that youre so fond of.

    run along and go OD on them
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Fuck you

    its a date

    your place or mine
  18. #38
    Nothing, I don't order delivery poison.
  19. #39
    jer3552 Houston
    tell him he can be one of your pall bearers at your funeral.......stay away from that garbage
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Number13 What's the american idea of a better job? I mean their job is done after delivering the food to the table and if they're not a retard or crippled that sounds pretty fucking easy, do y'all need them to suck you off under the table or something?

    One that pays well seems the obvious answer.
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