2018-05-09 at 5:32 PM UTC
That’s a lot of new songs to learn. PM me your favorite two
2018-05-16 at 12:26 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
those snakes are probably fucking
also that looks like my mum's last dog except skinnier
2018-05-16 at 12:28 AM UTC
Those snakes are absolutely fucking
2018-05-16 at 12:38 AM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Australia absolutely is an alien place. I wish I had had the chance to stay there longer.
2018-05-16 at 1:22 AM UTC
Maybe the dingo ate your baby dildo
2018-05-16 at 1:24 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
She was mostly cattle dog, I thought it was likely given her appearance and how active she was but never knew for sure
2018-05-16 at 1:27 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
also I was going to explain where the dildo came from but it's probably funnier if you make up your own backstory
2018-05-16 at 1:30 AM UTC
well if its your moms dog
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2018-05-16 at 1:33 AM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
I think we know where dildos come from.
2018-05-16 at 1:41 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
BORING.
photo's from like 10 years ago when I was still living with my mum and brother; my girlfriend and I had gone to sexpo (like a trade fair for strippers and dildomakers) and come back with a showbag that had that (ridiculous) dildo in it. we got home and didn't think anyone else was there so I thought it'd be funny to give the dog the dildo as a chew toy, so I threw it down the hall. she sprinted after it and disappeared.
30 seconds later I hear "Lucia WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING NO GIVE IT BACK"
turns out my brother was home, just in his room with his headphones on and out of nowhere she trots in and drops her new toy on his lap, wanting him to throw it again
2018-05-16 at 1:42 AM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
She looks so happy though.
2018-05-16 at 1:44 AM UTC
yeah right, it was your moms, she prolly used to get it out while having sex sessions with the dog and so the dog started to associate it as a toy for him and your mom to use.
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