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1. 2018-05-16 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by NARCassist yeah right, it was your moms, she prolly used to get it out while having sex sessions with the dog and so the dog started to associate it as a toy for him and your mom to use.
   
   
   
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   You sound like u really hate yourself dood
2. 2018-05-16 at 1:45 AM UTC

   #42
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra backstory

   
   pun or hint
3. 2018-05-16 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by NARCassist yeah right, it was your moms, she prolly used to get it out while having sex sessions with the dog and so the dog started to associate it as a toy for him and your mom to use.

   
   Sex with a female dog won't work well, they're only in heat a few weeks out of the year. Not that women would be attracted to a female sexually anyway - lesbian bed death and all.
   
   Also that dildo is clearly too big to be used on a normal vagina or asshole. Real dildos are far smaller.
   
   And dogs just like chewing up lumps of plastic just cos it reminds them of bones and prey animals
4. 2018-05-16 at 2:01 AM UTC

   #44
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Also that dildo is clearly too big to be used on a normal vagina or asshole. Real dildos are far smaller.

   
   this is why virgins shouldnt try to talk about sex
5. 2018-05-16 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by infinityshock this is why virgins shouldnt try to talk about sex

   
   Maybe the stretched out assholes you're used to.
6. 2018-05-16 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #46
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Maybe the stretched out assholes you're used to.

   
   when im finished with them, they are
7. 2018-05-16 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #47
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Maybe the dingo ate your baby dildo

   
   Bwahahaha 😂😂
8. 2018-05-16 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #48
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Also that dildo is clearly too big to be used on a normal vagina or asshole. Real dildos are far smaller.

   
   not if they're a mom its not.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   
   
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9. 2018-05-17 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #49
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING I think we know where dildos come from.

   
   The North Pole.......they were invented by mistake