Well fuck

2018-05-14 at 6:32 PM UTC

#21

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Go burn more of my stuff whatever I'm just a thief anyways right?.

But no I'm the one that treats you like shit lol.

I just wanted you to be happy and awake so I left and it worked

2018-05-14 at 6:34 PM UTC

#22

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Squirrel listen. A lot of women are like cats. We want you there we just don’t want to be bothered.

And before anyone goes and tells me she’s not a woman, I think it’s obvious from this thread that she is!

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Soyboy

2018-05-14 at 6:36 PM UTC

#23

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by ohfralala Squirrel listen. A lot of women are like cats. We want you there we just don’t want to be bothered.

And before anyone goes and tells me she’s not a woman, I think it’s obvious from this thread that she is!

All 37 trillion cells in his body have a Y chromosome. A hormone imbalance won't change that, though it will affect behavior.

2018-05-14 at 6:36 PM UTC

#24

Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

Originally posted by ohfralala A lot of women are like cats. We want you there we just don’t want to be bothered.

This is a good line.

So what is it with approaching single girls? They signal they don't want you there, but clearly they want SOMETHING. Is it that we aren't good enough?

2018-05-14 at 6:36 PM UTC

#25

Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

Originally posted by Misguided Russian All 37 trillion cells in his body have a Y chromosome. A hormone imbalance won't change that, though it will affect behavior.

Go fuck a teddy.

2018-05-14 at 6:38 PM UTC

#26

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING This is a good line.

So what is it with approaching single girls? They signal they don't want you there, but clearly they want SOMETHING.

I can’t speak for all women. I only want sex, food, and my hair played with when I plop my fat head in your lap. Other than that leave me alone.

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aldra

2018-05-14 at 6:41 PM UTC

#27

Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

Originally posted by ohfralala I can’t speak for all women. I only want sex, food, and my hair played with when I plop my fat head in your lap. Other than that leave me alone.

An honest line from a woman. I have witnessed a miracle, and am no longer an atheist.

What type of food? What kind of sex?

2018-05-14 at 6:42 PM UTC

#28

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

The kind that leaves me sweaty, possibly bloody/bruised, and slightly incoherent.

Also any food except for beets.

2018-05-14 at 6:45 PM UTC

#29

HTS highlight reel

Originally posted by Something Squirrel Go burn more of my stuff whatever I'm just a thief anyways right?.

But no I'm the one that treats you like shit lol.

I just wanted you to be happy and awake so I left and it worked

I'm sorry I lit all your stuff on fire that one time. ONE TIME. I was on a lot of drugs. You know this.

And all you succeeded in doing was keeping me awake. This ain't happyyyy. 😢

2018-05-14 at 6:45 PM UTC

#30

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Misguided Russian Do I need to make a video on how to fix your relationship?

I suspect there's going to be some artillery involved...a bit of murder/suicide...along with a tactical dildo or two.

2018-05-14 at 6:45 PM UTC

#31

Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

Originally posted by HTS I'm sorry I lit all your stuff on fire that one time. ONE TIME. I was on a lot of drugs. You know this.

And all you succeeded in doing was keeping me awake. This ain't happyyyy. 😢

It's gonna be okay

2018-05-14 at 6:46 PM UTC

#32

HTS highlight reel

Originally posted by Misguided Russian All 37 trillion cells in his body have a Y chromosome. A hormone imbalance won't change that, though it will affect behavior.

hurt me, science daddy~

2018-05-14 at 6:46 PM UTC

#33

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by ohfralala The kind that leaves me sweaty, possibly bloody/bruised, and slightly incoherent.

Also any food except for beets.

I have a gimp box that has your name on it...

2018-05-14 at 6:47 PM UTC

#34

Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

Originally posted by HTS I'm sorry I lit all your stuff on fire that one time.

LMFAO.

Was this due to the hormones?

2018-05-14 at 6:48 PM UTC

#35

HTS highlight reel

Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING LMFAO.

Was this due to the hormones?

It was due to etizolam, some weird ass stimulant, and a fuckton of 4-aco-dmt.

And possibly the titty skittles, sure.

2018-05-14 at 6:48 PM UTC

#36

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING This is a good line.

So what is it with approaching single girls? They signal they don't want you there, but clearly they want SOMETHING. Is it that we aren't good enough?

inadequate application of duct tape and roofies.

2018-05-14 at 6:50 PM UTC

#37

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by HTS I'm sorry I lit all your stuff on fire that one time. ONE TIME. I was on a lot of drugs. You know this.

And all you succeeded in doing was keeping me awake. This ain't happyyyy. 😢

Lmao. This so relatable to me.

2018-05-14 at 6:52 PM UTC

#38

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t know why but I think this is cute

I don’t think it’s cute. I think it’s my fault for making that thread the other night...

HTS I feel the same way. I try to make my bf understand it has nothing to do with him. But I’m also doing everything I can to pull myself out of this. Our mental health is prolly not the same because most people are not the same. I’ve never been diagnosed with anything before, however that could be because I lie and minimze everything. I’m trying to eat healthy, take my vitamins, work out, talk about my emotions instead of bottling and exploding later, count to ten when I want to yell, read more, do more things with my bf with my phone far away, get on a consistent skincare routine and take my makeup off every night, do at least 2 chores a day, and just generally treat myself when I think I need it but I’m a positive way like a bath or a green juice. Instead of just smoking/drinking/sleeping/shopping to escape reality. I read all of this and I’m just like Fuck being alive and an adult is so stupid. It does kinda help though. I’m here to talk if you ever want to.

2018-05-14 at 6:54 PM UTC

#39

infinityshock Black Hole

all these men pretending to be women...

2018-05-14 at 6:54 PM UTC

#40

Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

Originally posted by -mal- I don’t think it’s cute. I think it’s my fault for making that thread the other night…

HTS I feel the same way. I try to make my bf understand it has nothing to do with him. But I’m also doing everything I can to pull myself out of this. Our mental health is prolly not the same because most people are not the same. I’ve never been diagnosed with anything before, however that could be because I lie and minimze everything. I’m trying to eat healthy, take my vitamins, work out, talk about my emotions instead of bottling and exploding later, count to ten when I want to yell, read more, do more things with my bf with my phone far away, get on a consistent skincare routine and take my makeup off every night, do at least 2 chores a day, and just generally treat myself when I think I need it but I’m a positive way like a bath or a green juice. Instead of just smoking/drinking/sleeping/shopping to escape reality. I read all of this and I’m just like Fuck being alive and an adult is so stupid. It does kinda help though. I’m here to talk if you ever want to.

Stop making everything about you

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