Life just kicked me in the balls.

2018-05-14 at 4:37 PM UTC

#61

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by ohfralala I am currently available for revenge sex

Are you still available?

2018-05-14 at 4:42 PM UTC

#62

Item 9 African Astronaut

Originally posted by mso8 i wonder how you get out of a situation like that. doesnt the wife get half your shit when you divorce her?

Moral of the story: Prenup.

2018-05-14 at 5:03 PM UTC

#63

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Well I think the point is it's not "half your shit"...it's her shit as well.

2018-05-14 at 5:25 PM UTC

#64

Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

Oral sex is not normal, and certainly not in a marriage. Penis and vagina go together.

However I think that flirting with outsiders is allowable.

I think that some focus has to be placed on him. When I learn someone is married I cut off all flirtation/sexual type contact. So I mean it was a douchey move on his part. I would confront him. But not her, she was just having a little fun.

This all happened in the past. I believe in moving on, and forgetting. Jesus said to forgive (easy) and forget (hard). Do you maybe feel insecure about your marriage, or like one of your kids aren't yours? Is there something you aren't telling us?

2018-05-14 at 5:28 PM UTC

#65

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Oral sex is not normal, and certainly not in a marriage. Penis and vagina go together.

However I think that flirting with outsiders is allowable.

I think that some focus has to be placed on him. When I learn someone is married I cut off all flirtation/sexual type contact. So I mean it was a douchey move on his part. I would confront him. But not her, she was just having a little fun.

The saving of the emails suggests more than a little fun was going on. There is a difference between casual flirting and keeping emails from 4yrs ago about twat licking lol.

2018-05-14 at 5:30 PM UTC

#66

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson After 33yrs of marriage I'm pretty sure once a year is too much…

for a eunuch...

2018-05-14 at 5:42 PM UTC

#67

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock for a eunuch…

Never married huh?

2018-05-14 at 5:50 PM UTC

#68

Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

This is why I'm only comfortable getting married under Sharia

2018-05-14 at 5:50 PM UTC

#69

Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The saving of the emails suggests more than a little fun was going on. There is a difference between casual flirting and keeping emails from 4yrs ago about twat licking lol.

What do you mean saving emails? Aren't all emails typically saved? I can easily go back in my gmail to 2006.

It's becoming a point in the EU that business emails should be deleted after a few years - like 3 or so, to ease GDPR compliance. I don't agree with it though.

GDPR is just an EU thing to enable the rich to hide their wealth.

2018-05-14 at 5:54 PM UTC

#70

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

As in saved offline independent of your inbox. Op said "I'm fumbling through the setting and shit and I find like 52 e-mails saved from a guy she works with."

He said saved...

2018-05-14 at 5:56 PM UTC

#71

Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As in saved offline independent of your inbox. Op said "I'm fumbling through the setting and shit and I find like 52 e-mails saved from a guy she works with."

He said saved…

Yeah you sort emails into folders a lot of the time. So you don't get notifications for worthless spam like changes to terms and conditions.

2018-05-14 at 5:59 PM UTC

#72

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Maybe they were emails from work email addresses...saved offline so work wouldn't see them.

2018-05-14 at 6:32 PM UTC

#73

itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]

So sorry Onion, that sucks :(

2018-05-14 at 6:33 PM UTC

#74

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

This is why I'm only comfortable getting married to a non-western woman who has not been westernized.

2018-05-14 at 6:41 PM UTC

#75

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Misguided Russian This is why I'm only comfortable getting married to a non-western woman who has not been westernized.

yea...have fun with an asiatic chick.

they're a thousand times worse than the worst western whore.

I dated a Russian chick once. best gf ever. she was the closest thing to an ideal significant other possible.

2018-05-14 at 7:08 PM UTC

#76

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

lolol, the Russian and Asian chicks are the worst for marrying for greencards.

2018-05-15 at 10:57 PM UTC

#77

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Damn OP
That sux ass.....

Do you need me to cut a bitch?

2018-05-15 at 11:27 PM UTC

#78

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The saving of the emails suggests more than a little fun was going on. There is a difference between casual flirting and keeping emails from 4yrs ago about twat licking lol.

I just found the dudes wife on fag book E-mails will be forwarded once I can figure out how to get them off the phone.

2018-05-15 at 11:28 PM UTC

#79

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by AngryOnion I just found the dudes wife on fag book E-mails will be forwarded once I can figure out how to get them off the phone.

you should ask him to pay you a bunch of money first, then see if you can get him to give you the cash then rat him out to his wife anyways

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2018-05-15 at 11:29 PM UTC

#80

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

then show the emails to his kids and tell them their parents are gonna divorce if they don't give up their lunch money lmao

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