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What's a good first gun?

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stupid noob Guys he is just gonna shoot his mom with it.

    The real story behind that cup of coffee is in the spoiler.

  2. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by BRiCK holy shit, shitposters actually gave advice in this thread.

    thats why dumpster diving is such a great adventure.

    sometimes you find good shits amongst shitts.
  3. I typed out a long post about my opinion about a good first gun but then I decided not to post it, because I did not actually read the entire thread.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by BRiCK I typed out a long post about my opinion about a good first gun but then I decided not to post it, because I did not actually read the entire thread.

    i agree
  5. Diana SP50
  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Aren't they all good?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Aren't they all good?

    Fucking this. Don't they do special offers on guns? Like why not buy the one that's 50% off for this week only?
  8. Originally posted by tee hee hee Aren't they all good?

    ...


    No.
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian


    No.

    that.

    go shoot an HK then a 'high point' and watch how anyones view changes who thinks they're all the same.
  10. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian


    No.

    Oh!
  11. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by infinityshock go shoot an HK then a 'high point' and watch how anyones view changes who thinks they're all the same.

    Yeah bullshit. All guns do is spit out bullets. They are all accurate within minute degrees of each other. The idea that one is better than another is a myth propagated by American weapon fetishists.
  12. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Yeah bullshit. All guns do is spit out bullets. They are all accurate within minute degrees of each other. The idea that one is better than another is a myth propagated by American weapon fetishists.

    "This gun is awkward to hold, heavy, jams every other shot you fire, but it's just as good as this lightweight ergonomic rifle you can put 15k rounds through without experiencing a malfunction. Silly weapon fetishists."
  13. new old Houston
    for close quarters i prefer a water pistol filled with acid ... quite economical as well
  14. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by HTS "This gun is awkward to hold, heavy, jams every other shot you fire, but it's just as good as this lightweight ergonomic rifle you can put 15k rounds through without experiencing a malfunction. Silly weapon fetishists."

    Is this really how things are? Cos I really can't tell. Too much bullshit.

    "Block is a piece of shit that'll seize first bullet you shoot. Clock will shoot homing missile bullets even when submerged in beach sand."
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by S­oyboy Yeah bullshit. All guns do is spit out bullets. They are all accurate within minute degrees of each other. The idea that one is better than another is a myth propagated by American weapon fetishists.

    all youve accomplished in that ridiculous statement is showing everyone that you have absolutely no clue whatsoever about firearms.

    seriously...have you ever fired a bullet out of a real firearm...not a paintball gun or BB gun or some airsoft shitshooter.
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Yeah bullshit. All guns do is spit out bullets. They are all accurate within minute degrees of each other. The idea that one is better than another is a myth propagated by American weapon fetishists.

    somebody explain how 'MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING' shows up on the post im quoting but after ive quoted it the name changes to 'morally superior fucktard'

    edit: nevermind. lanny, youre an i­lliterate fucking retard. go ban yourself, idiot
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by S­oyboy Yeah bullshit. All guns do is spit out bullets. They are all accurate within minute degrees of each other. The idea that one is better than another is a myth propagated by American weapon fetishists.

    s­oyboy.

    better.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by S­oyboy Is this really how things are? Cos I really can't tell. Too much bullshit.

    "Block is a piece of shit that'll seize first bullet you shoot. Clock will shoot homing missile bullets even when submerged in beach sand."

    youve never even shot a firearm yet are making posts as if you have a clue. you must be from UKistan or one of those uberbottom countries overrun with mohameddians where the thought-police whisk you away to concentration camps if you eve think the word 'gun'

    stfu if you dont know anything about ballistics.
  19. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Lanny is wise to wordenhancement my name, and guns work just like remote controls, you put the batteries in one end and point the business end at the television.

    If you put bullets into a gun and it doesn't fire or you miss then it's your own fault for being an incompetent fuck. All guns are basically the same. You yanks will literally make hundred page forum threads about which gun is better without worrying about your own aim being shitty.
  20. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Imagine if carpenters debated hammers as much as you guys debated guns. "Guys I'm going to hammer in a nail on Thursday, what hammer should I buy?"
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