2018-05-13 at 9:47 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
So I was fooling with my wife's old phone today,I was going to use it as a skype web cam thing.
I saw a page on what to do with old cell phones security cams and shit so I'm fumbling through the setting and shit and I find like 52 e-mails saved from a guy she works with.
The first and only one I read he's say he want to lick her till she cumes.
So I confront her with it and she say's"oh were just friend's"
I confront her and ask if she has a thing going on and she's like no so I'm like how about when she got the E-mail? it was from 2014.
Shes like no.
WTF?
I guess it is time to liquidate all assets and move far away.
Stupid woman thinks I'm an idiot.
2018-05-13 at 9:49 PM UTC
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2018-05-13 at 9:54 PM UTC
I am currently available for revenge sex
2018-05-13 at 9:58 PM UTC
Shit lol, i don't even...
This is why i don't do relationships anymore.
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2018-05-13 at 10:04 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I've been with her for 33 years FUCK.
2018-05-13 at 10:46 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Have sexual relationships with him, and send her a picture of the two of ya'll, standing in front of the expensive fire place that he owns.
2018-05-13 at 10:55 PM UTC
If you have shared mutual assets and a part of the home don't leave. Gather more information and I'm sure you'll find more. If you share little run and count your blessings.
2018-05-13 at 10:58 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
double mortgage the house,, pretend to Invest the money then pretend to lose on the investment bury the cash send her on a vacay and have a yard sale
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2018-05-13 at 10:58 PM UTC
Do meth in the living room and get a bunch of hookers.
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2018-05-13 at 11:50 PM UTC
Just go and show her the e-mail and demand an explanation. If the explanation is satisfactory you move on, if not, you strangle a bitch.
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