Poll: Should I Break Up With My BF?

1. 2018-05-13 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist does he know you do this or do you do it while he's asleep.
   
   
   
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   He knows I do this
2. 2018-05-13 at 5:07 AM UTC

   #42
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by -mal- He knows I do this

   
   and he lets you?
   
   
   
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3. 2018-05-13 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist its always the cheaters that are the most paranoid in the relationship.
   
   
   
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   People always say this but I'm paranoid as fuck yet don't cheat
4. 2018-05-13 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You might just be high then
5. 2018-05-13 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Then again I haven't been in a relationship that wasn't "I'm giving you x amount of dollars for y amount of your time and we never see each other again" that lasted more than two weeks in almost seven years now, and that relationship I was cheated on, so that's probably what it is
   
   Much easier like this though
6. 2018-05-13 at 5:47 AM UTC

   #46
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you have to accept the whores on a non-exclusive basis. that's just how it works.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-05-13 at 6:42 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   God I wish I had some weed.
8. 2018-05-13 at 7:34 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by -mal- I do. He’s not cheating on me. He never checks my shit tho.

   
   Does he never "check your shit" because he doesn't feel he needs to or that you don't allow him to?
   
   If it's the former, then why are you making this thread? If it's the latter, then why are you making this thread?
9. 2018-05-13 at 7:37 AM UTC

   #49
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   poor fucker,, does he know you met the next guy at the new job yet?
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10. 2018-05-13 at 7:37 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Mal eats fag drips
11. 2018-05-13 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You should really tell him if you haven't already.
12. 2018-05-13 at 1:07 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    keking at this dudes life, all this thread has good advice so get rid.
13. 2018-05-13 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You should audio record breaking up with him and post it on YouTube.
14. 2018-05-13 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- It’s been a week. I’m not withholding it just doesn’t occur to me. He complained about masterbating yet again this morning. And I pretended like I’d been in a hurry but I laughed about it later.

    
    I would not let a girl get away with this.
    
    Doesn't he know the classic line?
    
    "If you won't fuck me I guess I will find someone that will" and then you put your shoes on and if they let you leave it's not your fault if you cheat.
15. 2018-05-13 at 1:16 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    tfw OP is the representation of the modern woman and her cuck bf is the representation of the modern man
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16. 2018-05-13 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Good idea OP, dump the bf and get back with Bill Krozby.
    
    I hate being harsh, but what is it with young women always thinking something better will come along? Just cos they're hot for a few years they get so used to men sucking up to them for some pussy, and assume you will always be in demand - and you will, just not for commitment. And Austin has an insane female:male ratio.
    
    I've broken up with girls before and later regretted it.
17. 2018-05-13 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Good idea OP, dump the bf and get back with Bill Krozby.

    
    At least she will have a man with a backbone. Rape is the ultimate expression of love and dominance, you are telling the woman they don't know what they want and forcing that upon them.
    
    It's kind of romantic in a way.. like getting on one knee and giving them a ring except you are giving them purpose as a woman.
18. 2018-05-13 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #58
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- The only funny thing is that you think I am a dude. Many people have heard me talk and 2 now have seen me. But I just care more about protecting my identity than proving anything to the likes of you. You don’t cam either finny. So … I bet you’re a girl.

    
    yea...thats believable.
    
    faggot.
19. 2018-05-13 at 3:44 PM UTC

    #59
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Mr. Shock, is that all you got for a comeback to all these profiles you think you are trolling?
    
    
    if it is you kinda suck at this,, no offence I'm just letting you know how it looks to me as an outsider looking in
20. 2018-05-13 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- It’s called a subtle troll.

    
    Don’t worry guys. OP is just subtly trolling.
    
    
    

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