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  1. #81
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick I don't know, your whole family just reeks of miscegenation.

    you freely admit youve sucked the dicks of everyone in my whole family...
  2. #82
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    2 cups of sushi rice, with scrambled egg-bits ( tabasco sauced ) , sliced peperoncinis, and keekoman soy sauce.

    gotta get a grill still so i can cook gud meats
  3. #83
    Who needs food when there is whisky? seriously this shit I could live off of it weren't so expensive on a monthly basis
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #84
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I was handed a plate of crow,, I haven't eaten it yet tho,

    Nice I was just handed a plate of shit and die
  5. #85
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    eat shit and die/ or just a plate of shit n die?
  6. #86
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by mmQ Nice I was just handed a plate of shit and die

    great, I just had a glass of REATARD STRENGTH
  7. #87
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT eat shit and die/ or just a plate of shit n die?

  8. #88
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by A College Professor great, I just had a glass of REATARD STRENGTH

    Noice noice brej I dig i totally dig that breh imma go buy a case of that
  9. #89
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by A College Professor 2 cups of sushi rice, with scrambled egg-bits ( tabasco sauced ) , sliced peperoncinis, and keekoman soy sauce.

    gotta get a grill still so i can cook gud meats

    I consumed $1.02 in fuel cooking/keeping hot this meal
  10. #90
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Nothing, I fasted today but I stood outside the bakery for about 15 seconds and inhaled the carbjedi deeply to remove the cravings (it works)
  11. #91
    infinityshock Black Hole
    i hadnt considered what i was doing before reading this thread but ive been using a 1-tablespoon measuring spoon to eat whey-powder directly out of the container.
  12. #92
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Daily Nothing, I fasted today but I stood outside the bakery for about 15 seconds and inhaled the carbjedi deeply to remove the cravings (it works)

    That's funny, I fasted yesterday. Didn't realize someone else here was doing that.

    Today I've had a tomato, an avocado, a few pretzels, an apple, some baby ©arrots, half of a nutritional shake, and a lot of coffee.
  13. #93
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Fasting has too many health benefits to not take seriously and it keeps you lean all year round

    I do it twice a week but unfortunately when people hear "fasting" they think of Ramadan or Yom Kippur which involves no water

    I drink like 7 litres of water on fast days and feel fucking fantastic - plus I can afford to eat 3500-4000 calories the next day (which I don't do often but I like having the option)
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  14. #94
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick That's funny, I fasted yesterday. Didn't realize someone else here was doing that.

    Today I've had a tomato, an avocado, a few pretzels, an apple, some baby ©arrots, half of a nutritional shake, and a lot of coffee.

    ill give you enough nutritional shake to provide you with the equivalent calories that would feed a medium sized sub-saharan country.
  15. #95
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Daily Fasting has too many health benefits to not take seriously and it keeps you lean all year round

    I do it twice a week but unfortunately when people hear "fasting" they think of Ramadan or Yom Kippur which involves no water

    I drink like 7 litres of water on fast days and feel fucking fantastic - plus I can afford to eat 3500-4000 calories the next day (which I don't do often but I like having the option)

    I'm doing IF for weight loss, so fasting every other day and on the days I do eat, I take in < 800 calories. I feel pretty good, though, so I might keep fasting on a schedule closer to what you described. I really need to raise my water intake, I'm not keeping track right now but I know it's too low. Do you use a tracker, or do you have a water bottle that you use to estimate?

    Originally posted by infinityshock ill give you enough nutritional shake to provide you with the equivalent calories that would feed a medium sized sub-saharan country.

    My shakes are customized for my vegan nutritional requirements, I would never substitute with one of your whey-based concoctions.
  16. #96
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't think he was talking about whey
  17. #97
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Zanick I'm doing IF for weight loss, so fasting every other day and on the days I do eat, I take in < 800 calories. I feel pretty good, though, so I might keep fasting on a schedule closer to what you described. I really need to raise my water intake, I'm not keeping track right now but I know it's too low. Do you use a tracker, or do you have a water bottle that you use to estimate?

    I just track it in my head - it's an important part of my day. I've been drinking 4 to 7 litres of water a day consistently for about 6 years and my skin literally looks airbrushed. Even Kendall Jenner says that's her secret to good skin and I would inseminate her regardless of her sexual history
  18. #98
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick I'm doing IF for weight loss, so fasting every other day and on the days I do eat, I take in < 800 calories. I feel pretty good, though, so I might keep fasting on a schedule closer to what you described. I really need to raise my water intake, I'm not keeping track right now but I know it's too low. Do you use a tracker, or do you have a water bottle that you use to estimate?



    My shakes are customized for my vegan nutritional requirements, I would never substitute with one of your whey-based conCOCKtions.

    i assure you...my conCOCKtion will leave you well nourished and entirely satisfied to the point of being bloated.
  19. #99
    TT.x1c Houston
    special k cereal
  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by aldra I don't think he was talking about whey

    I am so shocked to learn that Infaggityfuck was making yet another implication about sodomy! Wouldn't it be terrible if this were just one out of hundreds that make up a constellation of homoerotic shitposts?

    Originally posted by Daily I just track it in my head - it's an important part of my day. I've been drinking 4 to 7 litres of water a day consistently for about 6 years and my skin literally looks airbrushed. Even Kendall Jenner says that's her secret to good skin and I would inseminate her regardless of her sexual history

    Do you have naturally tight pores? Mine are craters and if upping my water intake is all I need to make them look smaller, I'm starting right now.
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