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  1. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I'm here since 2001 or so, reading text files mostly. Only got on the forum 2003 or so.

    Even back then they were going on about OGs.
  2. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING I'm here since 2001 or so, reading text files mostly. Only got on the forum 2003 or so.

    Even back then they were going on about OGs.

    Lol. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. That’s what I imagine them saying.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Nil I'm still not clear on what happened with Mlor, I left for awhile and came back and he was persona non grata.

    isn't he the one that interfered with a dog and tried to cover it up by banning anyone who mentioned it
  4. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    MLoR? I don't think so. He was always a pretty good mod.

    I know Sepht was a Mod and furry and used to fuck his German Shepherd.
  5.  Acolyte
    MLoR wanted to see what it felt like to receive oral stimulation from a dog, so he buttered his butthole with peanut butter and the dog went to town on him. But he got drunk one night and told someone on slashnet #totse about it and someone screenshotted the confession and posted it on Totse. So MLoR deleted the post and banned the poster, but then others posted it, so he banned them, too. Then when people kept talking about it, he boasted about having contacts at the Federal Bureau of Investigation and would have people arrested for libel and harassment if they persisted. When people kept talking about it, he then deleted the entire forum and banned more people. Then zok de-modded and perma-banned him and Jeff had to restore the forums he deleted and unban the users. MLoR was never heard or seen from again after that.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Originally posted by  MLoR wanted to see what it felt like to receive oral stimulation from a dog, so he buttered his butthole with peanut butter and the dog went to town on him. But he got drunk one night and told someone on slashnet #totse about it and someone screenshotted the confession and posted it on Totse. So MLoR deleted the post and banned the poster, but then others posted it, so he banned them, too. Then when people kept talking about it, he boasted about having contacts at the Federal Bureau of Investigation and would have people arrested for libel and harassment if they persisted. When people kept talking about it, he then deleted the entire forum and banned more people. Then zok de-modded and perma-banned him and Jeff had to restore the forums he deleted and unban the users. MLoR was never heard or seen from again after that.

    As gross as it is... these are the legends I want to hear about.
  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Wasn't MLoR a Brit? Or was that Slave of the Beast?
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -mal- As gross as it is… these are the legends I want to hear about.

    http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/960410.Bomb_maker_blew_off_the_garage_door/

    this was a poster who called himself RedSky
  9. Originally posted by aldra http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/960410.Bomb_maker_blew_off_the_garage_door/

    this was a poster who called himself RedSky

    Daaammmnnn. Lol
  10.  Acolyte
    Jeff was an absent dictator at the end, so all kinds of epic shenanigans would ensue. When Jeff registered his own spare administrator account (EnigmA) when he first opened Totse, he used jeffhunter@nirvananet.com to register it, but then a decade later he forgot about NirvanaNet altogether and let the domain name expire. So we re-registered the domain nirvananet domain and set up an e-mail server on it and used Totse's password reset tool to reset his spare admin account on Totse. Then we appointed our own mods (Hacker Mods) and demoted a few idiots and then hard deleted the entire Half Baked forum. Well, as the Enigma account is posting, Jeff Hunter himself comes into the same thread to report to everyone his WYSIWYG editor was now working (it had been broken), not even noticing his own admin account had posted just two posts before his, that there were new mods he never appointed, and that an entire forum was missing. Then he disappeared again. And it was several months before poor zok could get Jeff to put everything back to normal. Meanwhile, we all laughed our heads off.
  11. Originally posted by  Jeff was an absent dictator at the end, so all kinds of epic shenanigans would ensue. When Jeff registered his own spare administrator account (EnigmA) when he first opened Totse, he used jeffhunter@nirvananet.com to register it, but then a decade later he forgot about NirvanaNet altogether and let the domain name expire. So we re-registered the domain nirvananet domain and set up an e-mail server on it and used Totse's password reset tool to reset his spare admin account on Totse. Then we appointed our own mods (Hacker Mods) and demoted a few idiots and then hard deleted the entire Half Baked forum. Well, as the Enigma account is posting, Jeff Hunter himself comes into the same thread to report to everyone his WYSIWYG editor was now working (it had been broken), not even noticing his own admin account had posted just two posts before his, that there were new mods he never appointed, and that an entire forum was missing. Then he disappeared again. And it was several months before poor zok could get Jeff to put everything back to normal. Meanwhile, we all laughed our heads off.

    That’s pretty amazing haha! Seriously someone better write or make a film about you guys. I wish it could be me, but I don’t think I could do I justice.
  12. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Wasn't MLoR a Brit? Or was that Slave of the Beast?

    I think both were
  13.  Acolyte
    Then there were the times Silverfuck and Lanny got exposed for being males who had been pretending to be females for YEARS. Epic!
  14. Originally posted by  Then there were the times Silverfuck and Lanny got exposed for being males who had been pretending to be females for YEARS. Epic!

    Who is Silverfuck?
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    old totse mod
    she and another member went to jail for robbing a chemist a few years back
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -mal- I’m really good at shoplifting. I’m a nice little white girl so no one questions me. I walked out of Target with a giant holographic ottoman on my shoulder and a receipt from a differed store held up to it.

    youre not good at faking being a chick.

    after niggers of either sex 'nice little white girls' are the biggest category of shoplifters...with cosmetics being their preferred cheese.
  17. Originally posted by infinityshock youre not good at faking being a chick.

    after niggers of either sex 'nice little white girls' are the biggest category of shoplifters…with cosmetics being their preferred cheese.

    Lol ok finny. Many people have heard my voice now. And some might see my face soon.
  18. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by aldra http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/960410.Bomb_maker_blew_off_the_garage_door/

    this was a poster who called himself RedSky

    He was a dumbass and we all warned him endlessly about his bullshit. I was under the impression he got busted after threatening to blow up his local police station though.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by -mal- That’s pretty amazing haha! Seriously someone better write or make a film about you guys. I wish it could be me, but I don’t think I could do I justice.

    I don’t think any one user could, it would ideally be a group effort.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Feds in town. Mama!
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