I need to hide a laptop in the car.

1. 2018-05-03 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Like why a laptop?
   
   A thumb drive or an SSD is so small. Even a microSD card.
   
   I once tried swallowing a microSD card to evaluate it's ability to retain data after passing through the digestive tract, but I wasn't able to find it in my poop.
2. 2018-05-03 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   Under the spare tire or in the trunk behind the wheel liner.
   
   Or