2016-02-16 at 2:18 PM UTC
Where would the best place be?
2016-02-17 at 4:17 AM UTC
It depends on what you're hiding it from.
General view? Police search?
2016-02-18 at 1:12 PM UTC
Wrap it in a shirt and put it on the floor in the backseat under a backpack
2016-02-18 at 4:50 PM UTC
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Disguise it as a large text book and keep it in a cardboard box full of real textbooks in your trunk or back seat
2016-02-18 at 4:57 PM UTC
Knowing you to be an aspiring writer, I'm assuming this is for a novel you're writing.
I wrote a similar short story and found that people who search cars typically do a thorough inspection on the inside of the car but not the outside of it. Not sure how handy you are but, if you could, create a compartment on the exterior of the vehicle. A great spot is the door, because there's usually an interior and exterior with space in between.
Just know, wherever you put it, the easier it is to access then the easier it is to find.
2016-02-18 at 7:14 PM UTC
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the trunk? Yeah. The trunk.
2016-02-19 at 5:38 AM UTC
JIDF Controlled Opposition
tie it to the rear bumper and drag it behind your car. tell the cops they need a warrant because it's not within the body of your vehicle. do a rape
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2018-04-17 at 2:35 AM UTC
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Is there not room under the front seats? And if you have them just pull the small rear foot-carpet over it.
2018-04-17 at 4:35 AM UTC
Lookit all these n00bs.
You hide it in the door panel. You can run all necessary wires to it the same way you run speaker wire; out of sight.
Bonus points if you have sound system equipment in the trunk and you wire this up to a second battery in the trunk with an inverter or some power bank.
Bonus points if you use ATM cameras that run off of DC and have hidden cameras in your bumpers/ rear view cam that constantly record even when you're away with the car off.
Bonus points if you find a way to protect to laptop from moisture/ fire hazards.
Bonus points if none of this extra equipment interferes with the signal in your sound system RCA cables.
2018-04-17 at 7:52 AM UTC
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
OP trying to hide his stash of CP.
2018-04-25 at 9:42 PM UTC
HIDE IT IN UR OIL PAN LOL
added benefit, now ur car doesnt take as much oil which helps the enviroment.
its like that old trick of putting a brick or two in the toilet tank to save the fishes
2018-04-25 at 9:43 PM UTC
hide it in plain sight
get a netbook and invert it on the ceiling where a dvd player screen would be
2018-04-25 at 9:43 PM UTC
GET A REALLY TALL CAR AND GLUE IT TO THE ROOF
2018-04-26 at 12:05 AM UTC
In the gas tank. They'll never find it there.