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I need to hide a laptop in the car.

  1. #1
    Where would the best place be?
  2. #2
    EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    It depends on what you're hiding it from.

    General view? Police search?
  3. #3
    It depends on what you're hiding it from.

    General view? Police search?

    Not the first answer and I am not denying the second one.
  4. #4
    Wrap it in a shirt and put it on the floor in the backseat under a backpack
  5. #5
    Wrap it in a shirt and put it on the floor in the backseat under a backpack

    Yeah needs to be more well hidden.

    I put one under the back seat once and then some fat fuck sat on it fucking up the screen.
  6. #6
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Disguise it as a large text book and keep it in a cardboard box full of real textbooks in your trunk or back seat
  7. #7
    EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    Knowing you to be an aspiring writer, I'm assuming this is for a novel you're writing.

    I wrote a similar short story and found that people who search cars typically do a thorough inspection on the inside of the car but not the outside of it. Not sure how handy you are but, if you could, create a compartment on the exterior of the vehicle. A great spot is the door, because there's usually an interior and exterior with space in between.

    Just know, wherever you put it, the easier it is to access then the easier it is to find.
  8. #8
    mmQ victim of incest
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the trunk? Yeah. The trunk.
  9. #9
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Hide it inside one of the tires.

  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    tie it to the rear bumper and drag it behind your car. tell the cops they need a warrant because it's not within the body of your vehicle. do a rape
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    Grimace African Astronaut [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Suicidal Fish Where would the best place be?

    Depends on your make and model of both car and computer, OP.

    :)
  12. #12
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Is there not room under the front seats? And if you have them just pull the small rear foot-carpet over it.
  13. #13
    Lookit all these n00bs.

    You hide it in the door panel. You can run all necessary wires to it the same way you run speaker wire; out of sight.

    Bonus points if you have sound system equipment in the trunk and you wire this up to a second battery in the trunk with an inverter or some power bank.

    Bonus points if you use ATM cameras that run off of DC and have hidden cameras in your bumpers/ rear view cam that constantly record even when you're away with the car off.

    Bonus points if you find a way to protect to laptop from moisture/ fire hazards.

    Bonus points if none of this extra equipment interferes with the signal in your sound system RCA cables.

  14. #14
    Originally posted by EasyDoesIt It depends on what you're hiding it from.

    General view? Police search?

    Why did you kill yourself? :(
  15. #15
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    OP trying to hide his stash of CP.
  16. #16
    Symbiote Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Lookit all these n00bs.

    You hide it in the door panel. You can run all necessary wires to it the same way you run speaker wire; out of sight.

    Bonus points if you have sound system equipment in the trunk and you wire this up to a second battery in the trunk with an inverter or some power bank.

    Bonus points if you use ATM cameras that run off of DC and have hidden cameras in your bumpers/ rear view cam that constantly record even when you're away with the car off.

    Bonus points if you find a way to protect to laptop from moisture/ fire hazards.

    Bonus points if none of this extra equipment interferes with the signal in your sound system RCA cables.


    beast mode ON!
  17. #17
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    HIDE IT IN UR OIL PAN LOL

    added benefit, now ur car doesnt take as much oil which helps the enviroment.

    its like that old trick of putting a brick or two in the toilet tank to save the fishes

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  18. #18
    Symbiote Yung Blood
    hide it in plain sight

    get a netbook and invert it on the ceiling where a dvd player screen would be
  19. #19
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    GET A REALLY TALL CAR AND GLUE IT TO THE ROOF
  20. #20
     Acolyte
    In the gas tank. They'll never find it there.
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