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Remember that girl who blocked me after meeting me, who I talked to for 4 years?
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2018-04-25 at 2:09 PM UTCMaybe you just have low self esteem? Post pics
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2018-04-25 at 2:13 PM UTChere is a true 5
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2018-04-25 at 2:16 PM UTCThats it!
I am kicking your ass! -
2018-04-25 at 2:18 PM UTCPrepare to experience the insanely high cost of health care in the USA.
I will put you $3 million in debt with my fists -
2018-04-25 at 2:22 PM UTCIm going to fuck you up if you come to the USA.
Im not joking.
I do not take kindly to your kind.
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2018-04-25 at 2:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by the pat-man here is a true 5
The 1-10 scale is a bell curve. The majority of humanity falls in the 4-5-6 range. That guy would be on the upper side of that range due to facial symmetry, relatively good skin, etc. It’s still a really bland face though. I’d give him a 6. Maybe even 6.5. -
2018-04-25 at 2:32 PM UTCWell, I guess Enter TSTM'd. I wonder why.
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2018-04-25 at 2:33 PM UTC
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2018-04-25 at 2:34 PM UTC
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2018-04-25 at 3:31 PM UTCWow I didn't ever think enter would do that, rip
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2018-04-25 at 3:34 PM UTCI hope I read his obituary in a couple days.
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2018-04-25 at 3:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Literally spat out my sprite laughing at your reaction. You didn't hear about that?
Went to a gay bar to get attention from gay guys to boost my ego, so I was introducing myself to everyone as gay, saying stereotypically gay stuff. Then there was a girl sitting near me who was complaining that every guy there was gay, coz she wanted some dick. So she pointed to me and said "PLEASE tell me you're straight, I really love guys with beards" and I had to be like "well, bad news for you, I'm gay" or else everyone would know I was lying.
that's what i mean. why the fuck would you not respond to that with 'fuck yeah i'm straight'?
what because you were worried some faggots would be like wtf?
i swear you're gay but just haven't mentally accepted the fact yet.
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2018-04-25 at 4:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws Im not always great at it because the taste can turn me off and just takes me out of it. Every woman is different though, I’m good with it if there’s either no taste at all or if she been eating hella pineapples lately
bitch juice is by far the bestest taste in the whole universe imo.
anyway enter, i'm pretty sure you'll just self-sabotage and won't get that far, but in the unlikely event that you do then as someone said suck on the clit. suck on it in the same way you'd like a girl to suck on your cock. that works for most chicks pretty well. but then the best advice i can give you for licking pussy is to try all different strokes and techniques but watch her reactions very carefully while you're doing it. you'll be able to tell what works best on that chick by how she reacts. facial expressions will usually give it away but obviously groaning and oral cues will also be a good indicator. a lot of chicks will thrust their groin in when you hit the sweet spot, others will grab your head with their hands or even by your ears, lol. some will dig their nails in when they're getting close, really hard sometimes(do not be a fucking pussy if they do this, lol).
the thing you gotta realize with sex, and most young guys won't tell you this coz they haven't figured it out yet, but there is no one or particular techniques or methods that make you good at sex. its not like doing sports or fixing things or shit. every woman and every guy are different and they all like different things. the real fun in sex is in finding out what your partner likes. take no notice of any guy that makes out that how he fucks a chick has them all going crazy. that's what idiots who don't get what sex is really about think like. you can try one thing and have a chick coming again and again. then try that same move on the next chick and it does fuck all for her. like i said, always watch for how they respond to different things. when the response is good then you can concentrate on that way more than the ways when she didn't seem to respond so well to.
and of course you can always just ask them if they prefer when you do this or that, or whatever.
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2018-04-25 at 4:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws I’ve never had “smelly” pussy either. All the chicks ive done it with had excellent hygiene. But you realize that vaginal discharge is mucous, lactic acid, ketones, all kinds of gross organic shit. Depending on the composition, level of arousal, what they ate that day, etc, the taste can really vary. Even if it tastes “good” I still get turned off by the fact I even notice the taste at all.
I’m not like that fucking weirdo narcassist who once favorably described a woman’s pussy juice as “creamy”. I don’t wanna taste shit
but its human organic shit, and you're human. i really don't get why you'd get all screamish and go on like a little kid about it. if its not hurting her then its not gonna hurt you you baby.
also, you getting grossed out about putting your mouth in the pussy yet you'll be sticking your dick in it anyway. and you call me a weirdo, lol.
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2018-04-25 at 4:34 PM UTCIf a bitch gets sick will you drink the snot out of her nose if it turned her on? If you would then you’re a more considerate lover than I’ll ever be and I commend you
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2018-04-25 at 4:35 PM UTCAnd didn’t you get thrush from giving a girl head once? Lol so I guess it DID hurt you haha
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2018-04-25 at 4:35 PM UTC
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2018-04-25 at 4:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws And didn’t you get thrush from giving a girl head once? Lol so I guess it DID hurt you haha
no, i got thrush from fucking her you moron. lol.
and it didn't hurt, i got some cream and it cleared up in like 2 or 3 days. i do it again without even a second thought.
and yeah sure, i'd drink a bitches snot if she really wanted that. why the fuck not, kinda hot actually, lol.
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2018-04-25 at 4:38 PM UTCBut wasn’t it oral thrush?
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2018-04-25 at 4:38 PM UTCaltho i would add that it would depend on the chick. if she was really hot then fuck yeah.
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