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Remember that girl who blocked me after meeting me, who I talked to for 4 years?

  1. #41
    Yeah but if you really wanted to get your dick wet like a normal straight person then you wouldn’t have cared what a few strangers you just met would have thought.

    And flaming/flamboyant guys can be bi too
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  2. #42
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enter From my original thread, the night it happened:

    But dude, who the fuck cares if a bunch of queers find out you were lying about being queer? Why would you care about that over hooking up with some chick who wants the D that badly?

    You could say that. Or just say you were actually straight all along. Or just say nothing about having pretended to be gay. You don't owe any of those fags an explanation.
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  3. #43
    You turned down pussy Enter think about it.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah but if you really wanted to get your dick wet like a normal straight person then you wouldn’t have cared what a few strangers you just met would have thought.

    And flaming/flamboyant guys can be bi too

    Weeeell, it don't matter. Just gonna focus on this girl in San Fran now.

    She's SURE to like me. Right? She said she doesn't like beards on guys though, so I'm gonna have to go shaven. I won't be as masculine looking, but maybe that's a sign considering it'll be hot as fuck in San Fran in July.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Enter Weeeell, it don't matter. Just gonna focus on this girl in San Fran now.

    She's SURE to like me. Right? She said she doesn't like beards on guys though, so I'm gonna have to go shaven. I won't be as masculine looking, but maybe that's a sign considering it'll be hot as fuck in San Fran in July.

    That means she wants you to eat her pussy bro
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Enter Weeeell, it don't matter. Just gonna focus on this girl in San Fran now.

    She's SURE to like me. Right? She said she doesn't like beards on guys though, so I'm gonna have to go shaven. I won't be as masculine looking, but maybe that's a sign considering it'll be hot as fuck in San Fran in July.

    Has she seen you without a beard?
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel That means she wants you to eat her pussy bro

    I'm not good at doing that, I always thought it was gay as fuck to eat pussy.
  8. #48
    Also I’m surprised you don’t know this but July is like the coldest month in SF lol. Seriously pack warm clothes. The hot month is october
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Has she seen you without a beard?

    Oh wait, did I not mention this yet? The reason I'm nervous is because uh...

  10. #50
    But you’ve seen her though?

    And yeah if she hasn’t seen you then it’s hit or miss if she actually likes you when you meet.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Enter I always thought it was gay as fuck to eat pussy.

    ....

    Originally posted by Enter Oh wait, did I not mention this yet? The reason I'm nervous is because uh…


    you should swap pics
  12. #52
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enter I'm not good at doing that, I always thought it was gay as fuck to eat pussy.

    How can you not be good at it? Shit just came naturally to me. I learned from porn.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Fox Paws But you’ve seen her though?

    And yeah if she hasn’t seen you then it’s hit or miss if she actually likes you when you meet.

    Yeah I've seen her. She's been on cam and we voice chat on skype.

    Yeah I know that's fucked. She said looks don't matter to her, but come the fuck on. What if I showed up as Toothlessjoe? Pretty sure looks would matter then.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Enter Yeah I've seen her. She's been on cam and we voice chat on skype.

    Yeah I know that's fucked. She said looks don't matter to her, but come the fuck on. What if I showed up as Toothlessjoe? Pretty sure looks would matter then.

    Hey im not the best looking guy but some freaky bitches out there still find me sexy
  15. #55
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery How can you not be good at it? Shit just came naturally to me. I learned from porn.

    Im not always great at it because the taste can turn me off and just takes me out of it. Every woman is different though, I’m good with it if there’s either no taste at all or if she been eating hella pineapples lately
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Hey im not the best looking guy but some freaky bitches out there still find me sexy

    I consider myself attractive, and girls have called me good looking, sexy, hot, etc. But like... the girl who blocked me after 4 years of chatting has REALLY fucked with my confidence and general psyche.
  17. #57
    I learned from having a lesbian friend. Suck the clit and lots of tongue.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Im not always great at it because the taste can turn me off and just takes me out of it. Every woman is different though, I’m good with it if there’s either no taste at all or if she been eating hella pineapples lately

    are u supposed to put ur tongue inside it, or just on the clitoris part
  19. #59
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    You're supposed to shove your tongue in the birth canal and then ease down to the butthole.
  20. #60
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enter Yeah I've seen her. She's been on cam and we voice chat on skype.

    Yeah I know that's fucked. She said looks don't matter to her, but come the fuck on. What if I showed up as Toothlessjoe? Pretty sure looks would matter then.

    How do people actually do this shit past being a teenager? Looks aren't everything, but they are a major component of chemistry between two people. It should never, and rarely is, be the sole determining factor, but it makes up a huge portion of it mixed with all the other stuff about you. How can you cut out such a major part of attraction and compatibility and then act like the odds aren't stacked against you? Come on, man; it's 2018. You've left her to have her own customized picture of you visualized in her mind this whole time. You can't compare to some bitch's ideal imagined man. There is no reason to have let it go on this long without exchanging some photos, or video chatting, or something. It's not like you would've had to snailmail photographs of yourself developed on film at a pharmacy.
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