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I'm not the real Zanick, but here is his PI.

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Zanick #2 I don't like discussing my genitals on the forum as a general rule, but I posted a picture of them in the first place so I really deserve this. I'm 6" with a proportional girth.

    hmmm i'm not quite sure if i believe that. it could be just a bad picture though i guess.
  2. #22
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by greenplastic hmmm i'm not quite sure if i believe that. it could be just a bad picture though i guess.

    It's a deliberately bad picture. Why would I post anything on Reddit that would assist someone in deducing a measurement of any part of my body?
  3. #23
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    looks like a medium dong to me maybe hes got big hands
  4. #24
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by the pat-man looks like a medium dong to me maybe hes got big hands

    You're right. Not big hands, though, just long-ish. They look big because it's a poor angle to shoot from.
  5. #25
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by A College Professor what

    that manky thing?

    Who let this person, A Low-Testosterone, Dick Chapped...Almond Joy Assss Terradome into the Pornographic Industry?










    niq.qa
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Zanick #2 I'm sorry about your dad. In what capacity did he sail? Was he Navy, a hobbyist, or doing a different sort of job?

    I took my ex to get her rook pierced, it looked awfully painful from the expression on her face but she took it like a champ. I don't know how you can manage to get all of those, but I bet it looks damn ornate and I'd be proud of that. Having the right piercer makes all the difference; we were lucky to have a terrific professional.

    Weirdly enough, my piercing slid in very quickly after the hole was bored. The only time I felt pain was when my jedielry fell out at the gym and the hole closed up, so I forced it back through. That wasn't a good idea, I have a little bit of scar tissue to remember that incident by. I should've just let it go, but I was in the early stages of a very physical involvement with someone and I didn't want to give up on the metal. I made a stupid choice, and I'm glad it didn't turn out worse than it did.

    Hobbyist.

    Yeah, it hurt a fucking lot. I always tear up and like silently cry and kind of make like the smallest scared/pain noise. The piercer also said I took it like a champ. It really does matter how talented your piercer is. I feel like there are really good artists in Austin too.

    Yeah I wouldn’t have done that. My first nose ring hole closed up when I was changing jedielery because I gauges down too fast before it was fully healed. I’m too wimpy to force it tho. Scar tissue is no joke. New relationship or not idk if I would have done that.
  7. #27
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I have a friend who had tried the...Prince Albert...

    Whatever you might call it.
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash I have a friend who had tried the…Prince Albert…

    Whatever you might call it.

    Tell us more about your friend.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Zanick #2 It's a deliberately bad picture. Why would I post anything on Reddit that would assist someone in deducing a measurement of any part of my body?

    well now i KNOW you're lying, that was such a pitiful excuse that there's no way it could be real

    also, this is niggasinspace, not reddit, you fucking traitor
  10. #30
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Fucking idiot put that it’s NSFW above the spoiler tag. I’m literally at work right now and didn’t see that til after I clicked

    its slavery if you cant even look at an image of a cock when you feels like it.
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  12. #32
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Tell us more about your friend.

    He took me out canooing once.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by mashlehash He took me out canooing once.

    I’m doing that tomorrow.
  14. #34
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Through his chest
    Through his chest
    Through his chest
    Through his chest
  15. #35
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by greenplastic well now i KNOW you're lying, that was such a pitiful excuse that there's no way it could be real

    also, this is niggasinspace, not reddit, you fucking traitor

    Sorry, I'm trying to fit a week's worth of getting stoned and drunk into a single evening and somewhere in all of that, I got the idea that you could just follow the image link to my original Reddit post where I took it from even though it was hosted on Imgur. The picture is a couple of years old, and I took it against a neutral background with no objects in the frame, not because I didn't want scale but because I don't want anybody I know to identify my penis based on knowledge of the layout of my bathroom. This isn't the kind of shit you want your parents to learn about, obviously.
  16. #36
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You're a scared, little man...

    Dr. Mott
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    this thread is pretty gay no one cares about zanicks pi, they only care about mine

    considering its been posted over and over the last 5 years by a bunch of faggots
  18. #38
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    are you going to show us your penis ??
  19. #39
    Originally posted by benny vader are you going to show us your penis ??

    That is his penis lol
  20. #40
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by gumbo That is his penis lol

    For the sake of argument, it's not like it says "Zanick" on it or anything. It could be anybody's penis. I might've cut it off a homeless person, washed it and shoved a barbell through the head.
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