Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMA

1. 2018-04-01 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #41
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   how do you pick up the soap without bending over ?????
2. 2018-04-01 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader how do you pick up the soap without bending over ?????

   
   why would you even pick it up? The floor is probably dirty with jizz and shit and all other imaginable dirt. I would argue that the act of picking up such a contaminated soap is whats actually embarrassing.
3. 2018-04-01 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #43
   

   GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
   That prison looks pretty great, just like being in the army.
   
   Was the food good?
   
   Were you super-fit when you got out?
4. 2018-04-01 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #44
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian why would you even pick it up? The floor is probably dirty with jizz and shit and all other imaginable dirt. I would argue that the act of picking up such a contaminated soap is whats actually embarrassing.

   
   soaps are self-soaping. just rinse with water and rub it and your soap will be clean as new again.
5. 2018-04-01 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader soaps are self-soaping. just rinse with water and rub it and your soap will be clean as new again.

   
   Yea but you have to rinse it off first. I wouldn't want to touch a dirty, semen, scum covered soap even if I could rinse it off in 2 seconds.
6. 2018-04-01 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #46
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Yea but you have to rinse it off first. I wouldn't want to touch a dirty, semen, scum covered soap even if I could rinse it off in 2 seconds.

   
   hose it with water or your pee before touching it.
   
   problem solved.
7. 2018-04-01 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i also identify as a lol dude
8. 2018-04-01 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by benny vader how do you pick up the soap without bending over ?????

   
   you don't. if you do drop the soap, that's the end of it. that's why you hold onto it for dear life. Even if you did, though, it's not like a gang of men are at the ready to rape you. The only gay sex that happened in prison was from those that WANTED IT.
9. 2018-04-01 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   CHAIN GANG NIGGA. BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YO SPADES TABLE. BEST BELIEVE YOU BETTA ORDER ME THE BEST SOUPS, CUZ IMMA COME'N TAKE EM
10. 2018-04-01 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace Being in and out of jail since I was 13, 30 now…I have seen all types. Crazies…the violent, the secluded, the dominant

    
    This thread is cringey as hell but that got me to thinking
    
    What would happen to a person in their life where they would turn batshit violent crazy piss on themselves tier
    I'm more the quiet plan how to kill you while sitting in a corner minding my own business type.
11. 2018-04-01 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume This thread is cringey as hell but that got me to thinking
    
    What would happen to a person in their life where they would turn batshit violent crazy piss on themselves tier
    I'm more the quiet plan how to kill you while sitting in a corner minding my own business type.

    
    I'm not totally sure what you mean, you cringey embarrassment. If you mean what I think you mean, you would immediately go to protective custody (aka "PC"). Child molestors and rapists also are put in PC by default because prison staff realize that they are a target. So if you got mental issues, welcome to PC.
12. 2018-04-01 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #52
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grimace CHAIN GANG NIGGA. BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YO SPADES TABLE. BEST BELIEVE YOU BETTA ORDER ME THE BEST SOUPS, CUZ IMMA COME'N TAKE EM

    
    You know you gotta have fun when you in da chaingang..
    
    What level of involvement did you have with Morgan Corley & Cleveland Watson? Were wiggers accepted by AB?
13. 2018-04-02 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #53
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Grimace you don't. if you do drop the soap, that's the end of it.

    
    the end of the soap or the ass ????
14. 2018-04-02 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If I was in prison I'd like, comedically drop the soap, like, "WHOA! WOOPS! THIS CRAZY SOAP IS SLIPPIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
15. 2018-04-02 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter "WHOA! WOOPS! THIS CRAZY SOAP IS SLIPPIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE!"

    
    Dude I diiiiiiied LOL
16. 2018-04-03 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter If I was in prison I'd like, comedically drop the soap, like, "WHOA! WOOPS! THIS CRAZY SOAP IS SLIPPIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE!"

    
    I'm not even gay and I would rape you for that