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Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMA
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2018-04-01 at 8:55 AM UTCLike you just keep answering over and over again lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-01 at 9:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace
Originally posted by Enter Were you part of a gang?
No, unless you consider "prospect" a "part" of a gang.
Did you get on anybody's bad side?
Only one. He owed me money. Long story short, I had to beat the money he owed me out of him with 2 locks in a sock. I never got back the monetary value. That's ok with me. I bloodied his lip enough, I got mine.
How scared were you on the first day, from 1 to 10?
First day? Probably a 6. I didn't know what to expect. Once I got settled, I realized it was a big, cooler jail. Held by other rules though.
Did you ever have to "prove" yourself? If so, how?
Yes. Once. Over a pack of cigarettes. We never ended up fighting. He gave me the remainder of what he owed me and essentially begged me to not fight him over it. He sent two soups and a beef and cheese stick and I was like, "fuck it".
Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
lol never. I only did 2.5 years.
What were the guards like?
Some were cool and could be trusted, some were cunt assholes that would bust your head. Depending on the type.
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc?
One for white, one for black. Hispanic gets it whenever. That's the way it is.
Were you part of a gang?
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2018-04-01 at 9:03 AM UTC
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2018-04-01 at 9:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by lempoid loompus lol and dude are now your sterotypies
this is enough to indicate a persistent pattern of autism, now what?
I was waiting for you to mention it lmao.
Everything I say is deliberate dude, I was fully cognizant of the fact I kept saying it. I like to try out different speech patterns and stuff.
The funny thing is you keep reading my posts looking for stuff to comment about, you’re such a fuckin weirdo lmao -
2018-04-01 at 9:06 AM UTCyeah im a lol dude with high functioning autism but i make 120k a year so what can you do about it? -fopaxws
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2018-04-01 at 9:06 AM UTCAlso I’ve been tested for autism, don’t have it
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2018-04-01 at 9:08 AM UTCat least im better than the people with low functioning autism!
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2018-04-01 at 9:09 AM UTCThose doctor's tests don't mean shit anyway. I was confirmed to have depression when I was like 17, when I was just a moody teenager. I'm sure kids and teenagers tested for autism are just socially retardeg GKUJD NSDGK HOLY FUCK THIS POST IS SO CLICHE. IT'S SUCH A TIRED POINT AND TOPIC. FUCK THIS. FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-01 at 9:09 AM UTC
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2018-04-01 at 9:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by lempoid loompus yeah im a lol dude with high functioning autism but i make 120k a year so what can you do about it? -fopaxws
Originally posted by lempoid loompus at least im better than the people with low functioning autism!
So we doing impressions now
hey im sploo im such a zany/wacky character!! i have a superhigh iq but im a voluntary degenerate!!!1!...
Yeah I don’t really know what else to put. You also do lots of drugs I guess?
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2018-04-01 at 9:14 AM UTCi’m so good looking!!!!
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2018-04-01 at 9:19 AM UTCSploo's revelation:
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2018-04-01 at 10:34 AM UTC
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2018-04-01 at 10:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzh9QKufSc
I was here from 2009-2012, after county time from 2008-2009. I served a total of nearly 3 years. ASK ME ANYTHING!
Is prison rape as common as they say it is or is it just a popular thing to joke about? -
2018-04-01 at 1:18 PM UTCGrimace bends the rules of interviews and consciousness itself with this rule-breaking weekend of Grimace Easter Sunday edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-01 at 1:19 PM UTCWhy can't I answer the same question multiple ways? Grimace might answer this question 3-4 different ways.
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2018-04-01 at 2:07 PM UTCHow many dicks did you suck
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2018-04-01 at 2:23 PM UTC
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2018-04-01 at 2:24 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-01 at 2:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzh9QKufSc
I was here from 2009-2012, after county time from 2008-2009. I served a total of nearly 3 years. ASK ME ANYTHING!
Where you a prison guard there after being a county shake down and bug hole checker?
