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Do you remember the first time you took a drug?

  1. #61
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Linux Man looks like Mathew Broadrick.

    I’ve actually thought the same thing before lol
  2. #62
    HTS highlight reel
    I started out huffing petrol. I don't remember much about it, but it musta been fun because I spent like a year doing it afterward.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by HTS I started out huffing petrol. I don't remember much about it, but it musta been fun because I spent like a year doing it afterward.

    Xylene is better, its methylated for increased neurotoxicity.

    With straight gazoline you are only getting basic hydrocarbons. It's like Adderall vs meth of huffing
  4. #64
    ^Both of you fuckers’ brains must be jelly by now.

    No wonder
  5. #65
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm pretty sure I was 13 or 14 and heard about a girl at my school who'd pop ten ibuprofen at a time to get messed up. Being young, bored, and fucking retarded inexperienced with substances, I had to try it for myself. I found a bottle of Advil Liqui-Gels in the medicine cabinet, 200mg each. I took four.

    Just minutes had gone by when I passed out. I woke up, probably immediately afterward, surrounded by colors I couldn't name. When I tried to speak, my voice echoed as though I was in a mason jar. This quasi-psychedelic state persisted for about almost a half-hour. I had stomach pain for several days afterward.

    I realize that 800mg is a therapeutic dose, so I really can't explain the effect I had apart from maybe the fast-release mechanism. I didn't try it again.
  6. #66
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Linux Man looks like Mathew Broadrick.

    I think you mean Ferris Bueller's Day Off Man looks like Linus Torvalds
  7. #67
    The first time I took a drug was in 2014 when I took LSD. I remember it being fucking horrifying at first.
  8. #68
    first smoked weed when i was 13-14. i remember thinking i was in a dream, constantly reaching out to/touching my friends to confirm i wasn't dreaming. also, eating nutty bars on the sidewalk in front of their house.
  9. #69
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Enter The first time I took a drug was in 2014 when I took LSD. I remember it being fucking horrifying at first.

    Really? LSD as a first 'real' drug is very uncommon. What made you decide to do that, instead of a more typical introductory substance?
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Zanick Really? LSD as a first 'real' drug is very uncommon. What made you decide to do that, instead of a more typical introductory substance?

    I tried to do weed first, but I had no friends. That's why I never understood how everyone on zoklet was always getting high, it's like... I thought you were all social outcasts as well? Where do you get your weed?

    So when I finally made a friend in 2014 (lol), he asked if I wanted to do LSD with him.
  11. #71
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Enter I tried to do weed first, but I had no friends. That's why I never understood how everyone on zoklet was always getting high, it's like… I thought you were all social outcasts as well? Where do you get your weed?

    So when I finally made a friend in 2014 (lol), he asked if I wanted to do LSD with him.

    Dang, that's actually pretty cool. The original LSD users were the chemists who made it, all straight-laced until the moment they tested their syntheses. I have to wonder what it's like to enter that psychedelic headspace with a virgin mind.

    As for access to drugs, yeah, I also went most of my life with no connections. But when I was in high school, I got a job at a grocery store, and then another one. Apparently something about grocery retail breeds drug use. I can't imagine why. You just have to hang out a few minutes after work and see where the guys hang out. It's usually in or around the store, and they're rarely discreet.

    Did you know this guy very well before you tripped together?
  12. #72
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Xylene is better, its methylated for increased neurotoxicity.

    With straight gazoline you are only getting basic hydrocarbons. It's like Adderall vs meth of huffing

    Don't associate Adderal with your crazy vapor huffing addiction.
  13. #73
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick Really? LSD as a first 'real' drug is very uncommon. What made you decide to do that, instead of a more typical introductory substance?

    Don't answer him Enter.. hez a copper!

    [; lol

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  14. #74
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by felonious_monk Yeah I'm sure that was the case. my lungs had barely ever had any smoke in them and taking an intense bong rip destroyed me. I remember feeling like I was gonna puke. But most of it was the weed. I've tried to get that high since then and I can't even get close. That was a wild night. I just remember thinking "I thought weed was supposed to be chill?" i was tripping out, like actually hallucinating every time I closed my eyes

    lol, felonious monk. he was a proper little faggot on zoklet, i didn't realize he'd been here. he was another one of the zoklets own haley williamz appreciation society.



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  15. #75
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I’ve actually thought the same thing before lol

    i always used to think that was ferris bueller on zoklet, lol. i remember getting ripped on when i said that as well. so nice to know i wasn't the only one then.



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  16. #76
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS I started out huffing petrol. I don't remember much about it, but it musta been fun because I spent like a year doing it afterward.



    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Xylene is better, its methylated for increased neurotoxicity.

    With straight gazoline you are only getting basic hydrocarbons. It's like Adderall vs meth of huffing

    so are you two sitting in the same room next to each other and having a conversation on NIS?



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  17. #77
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the first time i remember taking a drug i think i was about 5 or 6 and had taken a few days off school. did it at home a few times, my mom gave it to me, lol.



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  18. #78
    Originally posted by Zanick Dang, that's actually pretty cool. The original LSD users were the chemists who made it, all straight-laced until the moment they tested their syntheses. I have to wonder what it's like to enter that psychedelic headspace with a virgin mind.

    As for access to drugs, yeah, I also went most of my life with no connections. But when I was in high school, I got a job at a grocery store, and then another one. Apparently something about grocery retail breeds drug use. I can't imagine why. You just have to hang out a few minutes after work and see where the guys hang out. It's usually in or around the store, and they're rarely discreet.

    Did you know this guy very well before you tripped together?

    Yeah he was my closest/only friend at the time, and I trusted him. We tripped with one other guy who I didn't really know, and I remember during the trip I said to him, "why are you against me?" haha, even though he wasn't against me at all, it was just me tripping out since I didn't know him that well.

    I didn't understand what was happening at first, when I was tripping. It was fucked and I got really anxious. And then my friend had to tell me like 10 times that this was it.

    Me: This is it? Is this the acid?
    Friend: YES!
    Me: holy fuck so this is happening, i'm tripping on acid? Oh my goddd :o

    Haha I'm smiling remembering that. Was cool.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by NARCassist the first time i remember taking a drug i think i was about 5 or 6 and had taken a few days off school. did it at home a few times, my mom gave it to me, lol.



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    What drug? Cough medicine?
  20. #80
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    The first time being intoxicated on a drug or alcohol, I was 13. I was rummaging through my parents room, looking for a cigarette. I had just started experimenting with smoking and liked the general lightheaded feel, I guess.

    Anyway, I was looking for one and I heard my parents come home. I found the pack of cigarettes and originally only meant to take one and put it back, but there was no time, I just jammed the whole thing in my pocket and left to my little spot in the woods where I smoked the cigarettes I stole. I opened the pack and LO AND BEHOLD! There was a single joint mixed with the cigarettes. My heart fluttered with delight. I smelled it over and over and contemplated how I could take just a little bit out of the joint without them knowing. I ultimately decided I couldn't and just smoked the whole thing.

    The first hit, I coughed while blowing it out, not used to the somewhat harsher weed smoke. My saliva thickened and pooled in my mouth and I remember the almost out of body experience I was having. I sat there in the woods and zoned out for what felt like an eternity and eventually looked at a squirrel in a tree. For some reason, it was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever seen and started laughing hysterically. The more I laughed, the more absurd I knew I must have looked, which fueled even more laughter. Tears streaming down my face and the muscles in my face and stomach hurting, I finally calmed down enough to smoke the rest of it.

    It was so new and foreign to me, this bizarre state of mind I was in. I was ultimately discovered for stealing the weed, but there wasn't much they could do because it was THEIR WEED that I stole. Haha.

    Ahhh good times. I remember all my "first times" with drugs, but it's too much to type out on my phone, so fuck it. You get the FIRST of the FIRST of TOIIIIMES!
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