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Who is your "the one that got away"

  1. #41
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist kitty, the hooker chick from last year. i know to you guys she was just some random slut, but she weren't like that at all.



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    Nigga
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  2. #42
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    how a nigga live dude



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  3. #43
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Fucking hell m8 i don't even wanna think about it.
  4. #44
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Sorry to hear that m8 but please tell us so we can all deal with it together as friends
  5. #45
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't know man it's a really long story. But it comes down to this; i was young and stupid and in love with a girl that wasn't in love with me, got friendzoned hard. Lol cucked.

    Even so, every once in a while and this is like 12 years later, lol, i will run into her because she still lives in my area and i have to make a conscious effort to not fall in love with her all over again. Lmao, now that i think of it, she's like a Siren, i just can't help myself.
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  6. #46
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    There's a lot more to it than that, mostly drama, but you get the gist of it.
  7. #47
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know they are such shit heads lol

    youre just a jealous handsome and well tanned individual
  8. #48
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't know man it's a really long story. But it comes down to this; i was young and stupid and in love with a girl that wasn't in love with me, got friendzoned hard. Lol cucked.

    Even so, every once in a while and this is like 12 years later, lol, i will run into her because she still lives in my area and i have to make a conscious effort to not fall in love with her all over again. Lmao, now that i think of it, she's like a Siren, i just can't help myself.

    i get the opposite

    on a regular basis i run into chicks from my long distant past that i used to hit on when they were hotties. now, centuries later...along with several metric tons in the wrong direction and multiple episodes of vaginal-ejectiles...theyre single, no longer physically desirable, and now want to chit chat.

    chick: 'oh it was so good seeing you. we have to go out some time and (insert stupid idea for socialization here. drinks and coffee is the most common)'
    me: 'that would be fun, but i have a gf' (im single)

    its sad how some chicks go from 10/10s to making a tryst with a barnyard animal seem like a delightful idea. i saw one of my exes in walmart who had the perfect ass back before the war...now shes riding around in one of those scooty-puff things because shes so fat. technically it was because she had a broken leg...but thats not the point. shes wide-load.
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