INFANTCOCK. NOT COOL... DYLAN ROOF? COOL.

1. 2018-03-21 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox Paws I wish I was in the next one too, so I could pull out my concealed-carry weapon and kill his (or HER, it’s 2018 after all) ass

   
   What if it's Mandalay Bay style and being the hero isn't really an option?
2. 2018-03-21 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What if it's Mandalay Bay style and being the hero isn't really an option?

   
   Then I would run obviously
3. 2018-03-21 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Then I would run obviously

   
   What if there was nowhere to run?
4. 2018-03-21 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What if there was nowhere to run?

   
   Then I would hide under a pile of corpses.
   
   Before you add anything else, I would keep trying different things to survive, depending on the situation, until I die.
5. 2018-03-21 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #25
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I would pull my dick out and start jacking off frantically. Ever hear of a guy getting shot while jacking off in public? Haha, I think not. I think not.
6. 2018-03-21 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Then I would hide under a pile of corpses.
   
   Before you add anything else, I would keep trying different things to survive, depending on the situation, until I die.

   
   What if you couldn't die, but you ran out of survival options?
7. 2018-03-21 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RestStop I would pull my dick out and start jacking off frantically. Ever hear of a guy getting shot while jacking off in public? Haha, I think not. I think not.

   
   Uhh. Yeah. My dad. WOW.
8. 2018-03-21 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Uhh. Yeah. My dad. WOW.

   
   pics or it didnt happen
9. 2018-03-21 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #29
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Uhh. Yeah. My dad. WOW.

   
   email?
10. 2018-03-21 at 10:45 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What if you couldn't die, but you ran out of survival options?

    
    Then I would start masturbating frantically
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
11. 2018-03-22 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #31
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Dylan Roof was a horrible person to execute his thoughts for murdering. regardless if it was in the House of G-d or not.
12. 2018-03-22 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Dylan Roof was a horrible person to execute his thoughts for murdering. regardless if it was in the House of G-d or not.

    
    Kidnapped and brainwashed by the FBI. You of all people should know this
13. 2018-03-22 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Dylan Roof was a horrible person to execute his thoughts for murdering. regardless if it was in the House of G-d or not.

    
    shut your piehole, handsome and well tanned individual, and beg forgiveness for your heresy.
14. 2018-03-22 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #34
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Juicebox Kidnapped and brainwashed by the FBI. You of all people should know this

    
    I don't believe that. Maybe a rogue (Which is in itself made fun of and people love to pretend it doesn't exist)
    
    But there is something really scarey about the Feds. they're closing buildings to the public for walk ins. and from I read, you can't enter a Fed building without a "Real ID" or something close to that name of a new type of ID.
    
    Its kind of makes you stop and think
15. 2018-03-22 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #35
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Then I would run obviously

    
    so you actually agree that having guns, concealed or otherwise, would never be able to offer you protection from people with bigger guns.
16. 2018-03-22 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader so you actually agree that having guns, concealed or otherwise, would never be able to offer you protection from people with bigger guns.

    
    No, I’m saying you’re never going to be guaranteed 100% protection at all times so don’t even bother trying. The more “protections” the government puts in place, the more control they have over you, and the less freedom you have.
17. 2018-03-22 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #37
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader having guns, concealed or otherwise, would never be able to offer you protection from people with bigger guns.

    
    your statement is false
18. 2018-03-22 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #38
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fox Paws No, I’m saying you’re never going to be guaranteed 100% protection at all times so don’t even bother trying. The more “protections” the government puts in place, the more control they have over you, and the less freedom you have.

    
    well if you dont bother trying why bother carrying at all ????
19. 2018-03-22 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #39
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock your statement is false

    
    you still havent answer my last question :
    
    how would you defend yourself when a bunch of tactically dressed men marching behind a tank and under a hovering gunship come for you ???
20. 2018-03-22 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader you still havent answer my last question :
    
    how would you defend yourself when a bunch of tactically dressed men marching behind a tank and under a hovering gunship come for you ???

    
    flight of F22s
    
    - two or three (depending on my mood) AIM-120s for the gunship...
    - two or three (depending on my mood) AGM-158s for the rest...