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ATTN: HTS
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2018-03-20 at 7 PM UTC
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2018-03-21 at 3:31 AM UTC
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2018-03-21 at 10:38 AM UTC
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2018-03-21 at 11:58 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-21 at 12 PM UTC
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2018-03-21 at 1:02 PM UTC
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2018-03-21 at 1:06 PM UTC
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2018-03-21 at 1:07 PM UTC
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2018-03-21 at 1:27 PM UTCand it was a highlighter not a permanent markerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-21 at 3:55 PM UTCAnd it was only the tip... cap, not the whole marker.
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2018-03-21 at 4:23 PM UTC
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2018-03-21 at 4:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS It was the whole marker. The cap was facing outward and was the only thing I could grab onto once my ass had gobbled the highlighter up. It came off. The cap was the only thing that didn't get stuck in my ass.
i missed the season finale.
did the highlighter came out naturally or what ??? -
2018-03-21 at 5:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader i missed the season finale.
did the highlighter came out naturally or what ???
Went to the hospital, stayed overnight, got doped up on morphine, played Need for Speed Underground 2 on the Gamecube and watched Mr. Deeds on DVD while enjoying my buzz, and then was anesthetized so a doctor could pull the highlighter from my unconscious virgin asshole.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-21 at 5:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS Went to the hospital, stayed overnight, got doped up on morphine, played Need for Speed Underground 2 on the Gamecube and watched Mr. Deeds on DVD while enjoying my buzz, and then was anesthetized so a doctor could pull the highlighter from my unconscious virgin asshole.
I'd rather they just let me die. -
2018-03-21 at 5:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS Went to the hospital, stayed overnight, got doped up on morphine, played Need for Speed Underground 2 on the Gamecube and watched Mr. Deeds on DVD while enjoying my buzz, and then was anesthetized so a doctor could pull the highlighter from my unconscious virgin asshole.
did they ask a lot of questions or being an asshole about it or just solemnly carried out their duty ??? -
2018-03-21 at 5:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS Went to the hospital, stayed overnight, got doped up on morphine, played Need for Speed Underground 2 on the Gamecube and watched Mr. Deeds on DVD while enjoying my buzz, and then was anesthetized so a doctor could pull the highlighter from my unconscious virgin asshole.
you should have waited for some expert consultation...
ive been masterfully inserting and extracting foreign objects from orifices since before most of the members of this site had been inserted, ejected, or extracted from their parental orifice(s)
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2018-03-21 at 6:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick I'd rather they just let me die.
The morphine helped a lot with the pain. 😅
Originally posted by benny vader did they ask a lot of questions or being an asshole about it or just solemnly carried out their duty ???
One of the nurses said something like "if you were really trying to do that, you should talk to somebody". Like the kind of thing you tell someone who just failed at committing suicide. That was weird and kinda assholey for a patient who was only there for putting things in their asshole - why do I need therapy for liking things in my ass, lady?
