ATTN: HTS

1. 2018-03-20 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS I don't have an 8 inch penis. I thought 8" was average. And I'm above average. 😂

   
   Average is like 5.5” I think. Pretty sure I read that on google somewhere before
2. 2018-03-20 at 1 AM UTC

   #62
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by BRiCK No. If he lived in Vancouver I would. Not that hed show up or anything.

   
   I would meet. I am a natural born killa. I would take u apart in a fight lol.
3. 2018-03-20 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lol, fags.
4. 2018-03-20 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #64
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Clones

   
   Female clones of themselves?
5. 2018-03-20 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS I would meet. I am a natural born killa. I would take u apart in a fight lol.

   
   Id wrap you up in shrink wrap and scotch tape (with holes so u can breathe <3), throw you in the back of a box truck, and then drive that truck off a fucking cliff, jumping out in the last second.
6. 2018-03-20 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #66
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by BRiCK Id wrap you up in shrink wrap and scotch tape (with holes so u can breathe <3), throw you in the back of a box truck, and then drive that truck off a fucking cliff, jumping out in the last second.

   
   I would seduce you with my feminine charms and you would let your guard down.
7. 2018-03-20 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Scron settle an argument for me, what is the precise length of HTS-Noob’s erect penis? Or is she even capable of becoming erect at all?

   
   It's inside out because of hormones and basically functions like a vagina.
   
   I have to finger her like normal but think of the head of the penis like a clit which I think is how they arrange it with surgery.
   
   At this point surgery would just be for aesthetics and not much would need to be done. It no longer functions as a penis and no sperm is produced, clear girl cum (squirt) comes out.
   
   Which is why she wants the orchiectomy done because it's become a useless body part.
8. 2018-03-20 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Tell me Sean’s penis size.
   
   Oh fuck I just dead-named her, that wasn’t progressive was it. My bad

   
   Lucy*
   
   Calling her by her slave name makes you sound like her parents and they are almost 70.
9. 2018-03-20 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #69
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by BRiCK No. If he lived in Vancouver I would. Not that hed show up or anything.

   
   yeah he'd turn up pal, sounds to me like you're the one back-tracking now and pussying out.
   
   

   HTS-Noob vs. Chunt[edit]
   
   Last Thursday totse user chunt decided he didn't like HTS-Noob, and since they lived near each other decided he wanted to start a fight. Everyone in Spurious Generalities predicted failure, and what happened wasn't far from the truth. What really happened? Cunt and 4 other totseans showed up first, then HTS-Noob showed up completely fucked up on bundy and the cunt experienced troll's remorse. He didn't want to beat him up, so they all decided to hang out on the beach. Later they went to a bar (although HTS is underage) where they all got drunk enough to think some barfly was Jeff Hunter.
   
   https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/HTS-Noob

   
   
   
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10. 2018-03-20 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Female clones of themselves?

    
    Yes. Cloning literally means the identical duplication of an organism so yeah...
    
    What’s your IQ Spectral?
11. 2018-03-20 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I would seduce you with my feminine charms and you would let your guard down.

    
    I would throw you to illegal slavic immigrants who dont speak English. They have not fucked in a looooong time. They'd tear you up.
    
    Youd like that wouldnt you?
12. 2018-03-20 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Lucy*
    
    Calling her by her slave name makes you sound like her parents and they are almost 70.

    
    Well I didn’t know her current name, now I do. Won’t happen again.
    
    
    
    
    
    *adds to PI file*
13. 2018-03-20 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #73
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Calling her by her slave name makes you sound like her parents and they are almost 70.

    
    Her parents having a child at such an old age may have something to do with her developmental deficiencies. It all makes sense now
14. 2018-03-20 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #74
    

    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by HTS The Y chromosome is an abomination. Every human has at least one X chromosome. Some of us are blessed with the symmetrical perfection of having XX chromosomes, and the physical/aesthetic beauty that said genetic symmetry is associated with.
    
    We all start as girls. The Y chromosome taints us and pulls us far off course. Morphing a delicate organ devoted purely to pleasure into a piss and cum squirting 8" parasite. The Y chromosome takes what is perfect and delicate and makes it brutal and rough.
    
    I would rather express the same X chromosome twice than a Y chromosome once. And so should you.

    
    Mental illness.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2018-03-20 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #75
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I think they have meds now you can take and your dick just shrivels up like a dried fig and drops off on its own.
16. 2018-03-20 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #76
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Her parents having a child at such an old age may have something to do with her developmental deficiencies. It all makes sense now

    
    I'm adopted. My biological mom was PRIME breeding age.
17. 2018-03-20 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #77
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yes. Cloning literally means the identical duplication of an organism so yeah…
    
    What’s your IQ Spectral?

    
    You were very vague, kid. You could have meant cloning males for reproduction uses, or cloning sperm.
18. 2018-03-20 at 1:22 AM UTC

    #78
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HTS I'm adopted. My biological mom was PRIME breeding age.

    
    I think this whole thing started with the highlighter lid.
19. 2018-03-20 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #79
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I think this whole thing started with the highlighter lid.

    
    But why would I be putting a highlighter in my ass if I wasn't already fucked up? 🤔
20. 2018-03-20 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #80
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by HTS I don't have an 8 inch penis. I thought 8" was average. And I'm above average. 😂