If you were kidnapped

1. 2018-03-20 at 6:13 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Its hot out, stop wearing all black~!
2. 2018-03-20 at 8:10 AM UTC

   #22
   

   GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]

   Originally posted by mmQ Its hot out, stop wearing all black~!

   
   Do you ever read your own posts?
   
   Like your OP. You basically go on about how if you were kidnapped it'd be the job of your grandparents to scare up some money to pay off your kidnappers.
   
   That's cos you know your government is shit and doesn't care about you.
   
   Aren't you ashamed? Aren't you humiliated? Don't you feel isolated?
   
   This is pure 56%-ery.
3. 2018-03-20 at 8:59 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   5k at most. The fucking drug addict retards in my family have already sucked everyone else in the family who've had even a little bit of money dry.
   
   I'd act all battered and crying and everything until I got the proverbial phone call where the kidnapper let's your family hear the person to prove he's got them, then I'd yell "TELL THAT PIECE OF SHIT TO KILL HIMSELF, I'D RATHER BE DEAD ANYWAY" and hang up
4. 2018-03-20 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #24
   GS Yung Blood
   That ISIS faggot (non homosexual sense) probably has graves disease like me. He should take levothyroxine.
5. 2018-03-20 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #25
   GS Yung Blood
   Whatever collection of spare change and pocket lint, for me.
   
   im a worthless piece of shit it seems.
6. 2018-03-20 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Do you ever read your own posts?
   
   Like your OP. You basically go on about how if you were kidnapped it'd be the job of your grandparents to scare up some money to pay off your kidnappers.
   
   That's cos you know your government is shit and doesn't care about you.
   
   Aren't you ashamed? Aren't you humiliated? Don't you feel isolated?
   
   This is pure 56%-ery.

   
   No for some reason I don't expect my government to pay a ransom for me. I'm not the president's child or anything like that. It's up to my friends and family. Same situation for you I'd imagine.
   
   Don't be a dumbo.
7. 2018-03-20 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop My family would probably pay the kidnappers to execute my ass.

   
   that
8. 2018-03-20 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Juicebox 5k at most.

   
   This
   Besides the fact I'm not even worth 5k my family are poor so they wouldn't be able to get that much together, probably closer to 3k
9. 2018-03-21 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #29
   GS Yung Blood
   Lint and spare change at best.. as mentioned. Pocket-lint and spare change. maybe a lose tic tac in the pocket
10. 2018-03-21 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #30
    GS Yung Blood
    This