Spill proof sweaters

1. 2018-03-20 at 12:05 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got a sweater like this and I swear the bitch is totally spill proof. Dribbled some rum and coke onto myself lastnight and it beaded up and rolled right off.
   
   Fucking space age Shit.
   
   
2. 2018-03-20 at 12:12 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   my bomber jacket's like that.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-03-20 at 12:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How do you wash it?
4. 2018-03-20 at 12:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein How do you wash it?

   
   Like normal, I just washed it the other day and it retains its spill proof properties.
   
   I think it has something to do with the composition and weave of the fabric.
5. 2018-03-20 at 1:05 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein How do you wash it?

   
   well i'd guess if water can't soak in then dirt can't either.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-03-20 at 1:26 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   waterproofed with meth residue
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7. 2018-03-20 at 1:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra waterproofed with meth residue

   
   you were in my dream. we played ps3 games at your apartment and you got pissed off because i kept trying to make you give me more of your fentapills for free. you were prescribed fentapills for a tooth infection/surgery or something
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8. 2018-03-20 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i only thanked your post because i know if you don't check Subscribed Theads you'll probably check which thanks you received and click the link to this post and see my post. social engineering master
9. 2018-03-20 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus i only thanked your post because i know if you don't check Subscribed Theads you'll probably check which thanks you received and click the link to this post and see my post. social engineering master

   
   you need to get out more
10. 2018-03-20 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    its called a 'bib'
    
    small children wear them when theyre learning how to eat
11. 2018-03-20 at 2:19 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist my bomber jacket's like that.
    
    
    
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    Ah, you have one of the new kinds, where you can hide the wires under the waterproof material? Allah Hu Akbar, my friend.
12. 2018-03-20 at 2:22 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by infinityshock its called a 'bib'
    
    small children wear them when theyre learning how to eat

    
    And if you had the pants and shoes to go with, you'd have a full bib. Like a full-body bib.
13. 2018-03-20 at 2:25 PM UTC

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    GS Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I got a sweater like this and I swear the bitch is totally spill proof. Dribbled some rum and coke onto myself lastnight and it beaded up and rolled right off.
    
    Fucking space age Shit.
    
    

    
    Oh stop it, Enter Alt
14. 2018-03-20 at 2:26 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol do you really wear that thing out? seems a little dangerous for a guy like you
15. 2018-03-20 at 2:26 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    We in the future, nigga
16. 2018-03-20 at 2:28 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i only thanked your post because i know if you don't check Subscribed Theads you'll probably check which thanks you received and click the link to this post and see my post. social engineering master

    
    if I haven't been on in a while I'll usually search my name
17. 2018-03-20 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    GS Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Jeremus We in the future, nigga

    
    Hi .. You don't really have false legs. I saw you walking
18. 2018-03-20 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by GS Hi .. You don't really have false legs. I saw you walking

    
    They aren't "false", they are "bionic". They're real legs, they're just not made of flesh and blood.
19. 2018-03-20 at 2:33 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic lol do you really wear that thing out? seems a little dangerous for a guy like you

    
    What lol
20. 2018-03-20 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It kinda looks like the NE Patriots logo.