Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI

1. 2018-03-19 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #61
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Mastertroll level achieved.
2. 2018-03-19 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ActuallyChrisHansen Honestly this pi leak is a little disappointing as it does not even contain my actual address, workplace or other information

   
   is this a challenge?
   
   https://premium.whitepages.com/results/people/?type=person_query&people_name=David+Cameron&people_location=MN&button=
   
   https://www.whitepages.com/name/David-Cameron/Minneapolis-MN/p39z8i7
   
   I don't know for sure which is you. I'm assuming you're still in Minnesota. This is more of a process of elimination thing. Your family has links to relatives and their addresses as well on whitepages, I don't see you in the "Related Family" links on their pages for some reason though.
   
   Does anyone want to help me out with this for lulz? We have some names and addresses of his family, the next step is to find every business they've been associated with at some point. Maybe they have a LinkedIn or something? Direct contact with the employer will be the ultimate cuck.
3. 2018-03-19 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
4. 2018-03-19 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Found it
   
   https://www.whitepages.com/name/David-W-Cameron/Rochester-MN/n2gmq9t
   
   So either he's bullshitting that he doesn't live with his parents, or there will addresses linked to this whitepages entry. Is anyone willing to pay 5$ or so for the comprehensive background check on his details?
5. 2018-03-19 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hansen's girlfriend lives here
   
   723 1st St NW
   Rochester MN 55901-6267
   
   1 (507) 281-3070
6. 2018-03-19 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   does this mean i can finally get a gf
7. 2018-03-19 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   idk ask her
8. 2018-03-19 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   it says therse an error coz i cant call from my country or something
   
   do i have to use skype
9. 2018-03-19 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #69
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   skype should work
10. 2018-03-19 at 1:23 PM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus skype should work

    
    not using it as a cop out coz i did genuinely just try to call on my phone but i dont have skype installed anymore and cbf sorry
11. 2018-03-19 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wait let me try something
12. 2018-03-19 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    nope
13. 2018-03-19 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #73
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    not condoning this. it is morally wrong. but hahahaha just imagine right? that would be a funny situation
14. 2018-03-19 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol sploos cute
15. 2018-03-19 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Sploo is not a genius as the thread proves
16. 2018-03-19 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #76
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sploo is not a genius as the thread proves

    
    If you're not hansen then who cares? I only thought you might be him because you're both totally fucking boring. I made him sign up again to attempt damage control, lol.
17. 2018-03-19 at 1:43 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus If you're not hansen then who cares? I only thought you might be him because you're both totally fucking boring. I made him sign up again to attempt damage control, lol.

    
    You sure seem to be putting a whole lot of effort into people who bore you.
18. 2018-03-19 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #78
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    like half an hour total over the course of 2 days. im a genius, remember? what you think is a lot of effort is just like making a cup of coffee to me
19. 2018-03-19 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #79
    

    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus If you're not hansen then who cares? I only thought you might be him because you're both totally fucking boring. I made him sign up again to attempt damage control, lol.

    
    Yeah, well when you said its speedy, I was like omg this would be sweet, none of the pictures resemble close to speedy. But yeah, don't go the PI route. Nothing is gained from it, plus what goes around comes around :)
20. 2018-03-19 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #80
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you shouldnt even be allowed to post here dfg. everyone hates you
    
    fuck off you autistic pedophile handsome and well tanned individual and promote your site with even less active users than here (5 instead of 10)